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Gallery: Eugene

Sunday, November 27th, 2011

Name: Eugene
Location: Dunno

Eugene is a meankitty.

Dude, the groom was joking about how he wouldn't marry the lady until she ditched her cat. I had to act!

What makes Eugene so mean?

This is my cat Eugene-Daddy. He is pure evil, but I still love him with all my heart. This cat has committed many evil sins. He attacks other cats and has seriously damaged two in his lifetime, leaving me to pay for the vet bills.

Worse, he attacked my grandmother. She is 95. He went under her dress and luckily only attacked her legs, but his ferocity was frightening. He has killed many mice, rabbits, birds and chipmunks.

These things and others have all led to his terrible reputation. He came to my friend’s wedding (I can’t leave him alone too long in the house for obvious reasons) and bit the groom’s leg. He did this in the middle of the groom’s speech.

Submitted by: Tom

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