Posts Tagged ‘vampire’

Letters: Invite Me In!

Tuesday, March 1st, 2011

Dear Meankitty,

I’m a gonna get into that house and GET you!

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Dear Vampire Kitty,

How many times do I have to tell you — you’re not a vampire, you’re Caspar the Dumbly Ghost? Can’t you even get your fake movie matinee creatures straight? I have been wondering if maybe you’re the ghost of Morris, because we haven’t seen him around in a while. Come on, fess up!