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Advice: Training Tips

Saturday, August 14th, 2010

Dear Meankitty,

I have a 16 1/2 year old female cat that meows in the middle of the night for no reason. When I get up to check on her she is sitting on the mat in the kitchen or bathroom meowing. I think what she wants is a little food. What to do?

Sleepy Human


Dear Sleepy,

Repeat after me. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. She has you trained relatively well but not well enough. However, since you have recited the solemn human servant vow in the original kitty-latin to become a slave to cats, now you must obey. Leave a dish of cat chow out for your poor starving gramma kitty every night and maybe she’ll ease up on you.