Posts Tagged ‘nicekitty’

Gallery: Zeerox

Thursday, July 31st, 2014

Name: Zeerox
Location: Dallas, The Netherlands

Zeerox is maybe a meankitty

I don't think being angry about this qualifies me for Meankitty. Somebody please put me on the Nicekitty site! I'm so sweet I didn't deserve this!

What makes Zeerox so mean?

He gets really mad when I dip him for fleas and does bad things.

Photo submitted by: Myranya

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Advice: Hissing and Spitting

Sunday, August 29th, 2010

Dear Meankitty,

My Sir Thomas gained a little sister a year and a half ago. He went from being a loving, very cuddly boy to a nasty tempered demon. To this day most of the time he spits and hisses at me, and he sprays anything and everything several times over. Luckily his spray has very little odor. But he seems to be obsessive-compulsive about it. I want my mild-tempered, loving, non-spraying cat back. Is there any way I can help him to like me again?

Signed,
Sandy

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Dear Sandy,

Who wants a mild-tempered kitty? What would life be without hissing, spitting, biting and the like? For the spraying, see my advice to Rommina. You could also try feeding Sir Thomas and Little Sister lots of tuna. Just be sure to give plenty to both of them. When dirty little D (he WAS little then…) came into my house, I was pretty irritated for a while, but my Human Typing Slave gave me tuna and treats in a special location away from gnoshing D so the little bugger couldn’t raid my stash. That helped.

Sincerely,
Meankitty

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Advice: Nicekitties, ugh!

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

Dear Meankitty:

After Lily died, I was left with only Nicecats: Tessa, an 11 year old Siamese, and Thomas and Alice, who are 10-month old kittens. They all get along great, and nobody bites me. I’ve taken them to the vet, and they all seem perfectly healthy, aside from not being mean. Help!

Signed,
The Human Petting Machine

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Dear Human Petting Machine,

Ah, ignorance is bliss! They are plotting your downfall. Just wait.

Sincerely,
Meankitty

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