Gallery: Winston
Tuesday, January 18th, 2011Name: Winston
Location: California
Me, not mean? I'm so sly I've got them thinking mean is nice and nice is nonexistent!
What makes Winston so mean?
This is Winston, so named because of his uncanny resemblance to Winston Churchill, displaying his only two expressions: eyes open and eyes closed. Now I have to admit something: despite his grumpy old man expression, Winston is NOT a meankitty! He is actually the very definition of pussycat (look in the dictionary under pussycat, you’ll see it says, “Winston.”).
Stuffed squeaky toy imitation to lure in the humans commencing in 3...2...1...
About the only mean thing I can think of is the way he teases: he’ll look absolutely adorable (not hard for him), and then when you can’t stand it anymore and feel like you MUST pick him up and smoosh him, he’ll make a break for it beneath a chair or something where you can’t get him. Oh yeah, and he squeaks. Just like a stuffed toy. But he’s real, I swear it!
Submitted by: Trina
