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Advice: Movin’ on Up

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

Dear Meankitty:

My Meankitty and I are moving to Wisconsin, and are going to have to shift from having a whole house to tear through to some cramped apartment living quarters. How can I make a small apartment more exciting for my kitty?

Sincerely,
Slave of Nala

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Dear Slave,

Pet stores often sell white mice very cheaply. My advice is to buy 5 a week, release them in the living room, and your cat will not grow bored even in the cramped space. Eventually she will miss a few of the mice and they will breed, eliminating the need to get more at the pet store. Talk about recycling!

Sincerely,
Meankitty

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