I’m a gonna get into that house and GET you!
Back Porch Vampire Kitty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmsuwK_UMLU)
Dear Vampire Kitty,
How many times do I have to tell you — you’re not a vampire, you’re Caspar the Dumbly Ghost? Can’t you even get your fake movie matinee creatures straight? I have been wondering if maybe you’re the ghost of Morris, because we haven’t seen him around in a while. Come on, fess up!