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Gallery: Calabash

Monday, January 6th, 2014

Name: Mrs. Calabash
Location: New York City

Mrs. Calabash the meankitty

I'm going to have to teach you a little lesson, human...

What makes Mrs. Calabash so mean?

I’d like to submit two photos — a before’n’after, if you will, of my kitty, Mrs. Calabash.

File Under “The Price of Fame”:

First came the photo shoot. She was sexy and curvy, yet wholesome, with big clear eyes and a sweet face, just the kind of girl you’d take home to Mother. After that first screen test came fame, and along with fame came the inevitable decadence… the parties, the drugs, the all-night Tender Vittles orgies. Now, out of her skull on catnip and Pounce Hairball Treats, incandescent with rage, Mrs. Calabash claws out the eyeballs of the paparazzi, snarling: “I said put the camera AWAY, monkeyboy! And I mean NOW.”

Mrs Calabash is mad

Never ever ever try to photograph me until I've washed my whiskers!

Photo submitted by: Hanne Blank

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