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Advice: Friday the 13th

Friday, August 13th, 2010

Dear Meankitty,

I really enjoy your site, but I noticed that today, Friday the 13th, there was nothing new posted. Are you superstitious? Do you avoid black cats, walking under ladders, breaking mirrors, etc? Just wondering.

Cowering with a 4-Leaf Clover


Dear Cowering,

My Typing Slave is superstitious, and this Friday the 13th has sucked jackal butt. She has a stupid habit of wishing on stars, which IMO seems to guarantee that whatever it is she’s wishing for is something she will NOT get. So you’d think she’s stop being such a dog-brain, but there you go. Humans, right? Anyway, no new posts today because Loud Thing might puke on the keyboard if Typing Slave sits here too long. In fact…