Posts Tagged ‘holiday’
Saturday, March 23rd, 2013
Name: Bob
Location: Unknown
 She claims this is to punish me…but 20 seconds after this photo was taken, I showed her the true meaning of torture!
What makes Bob so mean?
Bob came to us as a stray. What about Bob? He’s lucky he is so cute because he provokes the other older cats and always tries to command all the attention. If he were a girl, he’d be Chatty Kathy.
Bob didn’t like when we brought a new kitten into the house so he decided to ignore her and sit on top of her. I decided to torture him for that one by putting antlers on him. As you can see he is thrilled.
Submitted by: Anon
Saturday, December 29th, 2012
Name: Skippy the Holiday Menace
Location: NC
 Next barf stop — the floor vents! I love barfin’ in the floor vents, man.
What makes Skippy so mean?
This is Skippy. He is a little Grinch spreading holiday mayhem throughout the house – namely in the form of barf. The darn cat eats the plastic Christmas tree branches and then proceeds to puke all over the place. He purposely seeks out the most obnoxious and hard to clean spots to leave his not-so-tidy tidings.
To make matters worse, the little hairball will go from barfing to meowing at the top of his lungs for food. We don’t give it to him right away because we don’t want to clean up more barf. Of course that makes him get even more in-your-face loud.
Photo submitted by: Sandi
PS Skippy lives with Winston (3)
Sunday, December 23rd, 2012
Name: Spike
Location: The North Pole
 Christmas Christmas time is here....time to trash and time to sneer!
What makes Spike so mean?
Not only does Spike look a bit like the Grinch, he plays the Grinch as well. For the past three years Spike has taken down the family tree. We’ve tried everything, fishing wire from the tree to various “secure areas” on the wall to constant Spike monitoring. All to no avail. Spike always wins and takes it down. The best part, he struts away after each take down showing absolutely no remorse.
Photo submitted by: John
Friday, December 21st, 2012
Name: Cozmo
Location: Apex, NC
 You get NOTHING from Santa, NOTHING, do you hear me, Dog Lover?
What makes Cozmo so mean?
Cozmo loves to spread his holiday cheer with everyone (cat, dog and human alike) by walking past and hissing. For those he’s particularly fond of, this is sometimes (ok – frequently) accompanied by growling, howling, spitting and biting. He’s such a joy to be around! Happy Holidays!
Submitted by: Megan
Bonus: Cozmo sings carols! Just for you.
 I wish you a catty Christmas, I wish you a catty Christmas, I wish you a catty Christmas, and NO MORE DOGS HERE! I want some tuna pudding, I want some tuna pudding, I want some tuna putting, OR I WILL BITE YOUR EAR!
Wednesday, May 9th, 2012
Name: Libby
Location: Unknown
 I have an advanced degree in stealth and hiding. That's why my location is unknown!
What makes Libby so mean?
Christmas 2005: My parents and I traveled to the local animal shelter in search of a new kitten for me. We had become a foster family to our neighbor’s kitten but we had to give the kitten back because she was a gift for our neighbor’s daughter. My parents had their hearts set on a different cat, but Libby reached out, grabbed my coat, and would not let me go. If I started to look at other cats she would meow very loud and begin to play with the toys they had inside her cage, trying to get me to look at her. I was instantly smitten.
We adopted her and she quickly created a new ranking system in our family. The four other cats, all males, are terrified of her! She strikes the fear of God into their hearts with just one look from those bright green eyes. Before they enter the room they each check all four corners and any other area she may hide in so they will not be caught off guard. They never look hard enough. They also have been subjected to other cruel attacks. They have been shoved down the stairs, pushed into the running shower, and when they try to defend themselves, it angers her even more and they get the crap beat out of them.
She is a very intelligent cat. Before she was a year old she had learned how to open and unlock doors. She was so clever we were forced to put a child-proof doorknob on some of the doors so she couldn’t get in. She throws temper tantrums if she does not get her way. If you tell her no, she will stare into your eyes and knock over something as if saying, “Take this!”
She also has a strong obsession with pens and pencils. She is always taking them away from me when I’m trying to do my homework
Submitted by: Caitlin
Wednesday, September 1st, 2010
Name: Daisy
Location: Bellevue, WA
 I am licking my lips at the thought of tasting your flesh!
What makes Daisy so mean?
This is Daisy. She is not very nice. Do not look at, inch towards or otherwise annoy her as you will be punished. Severely. And don’t even think about touching her.
If she jumps onto your lap, do not be seduced into petting her. This is her infamous trap. If you give in to her charms, you will pay dearly.
To most, it is worth it.
Photo submitted by: Brett
Friday, July 16th, 2010
Name: Zea
Location: Unknown
 I want in your lap. NOW!!!!!
What makes Zea so mean?
Zea’s favorite sport is to get my attention. I cannot type without her on my lap, I cannot go to the bathroom alone, and my sleeping nights are now her on my pillow and me without it. Jealousy is also part of the game…my hubby cannot kiss me without her hissing between us. A constant loud purring is now part of any of our discussions.
The funny part is, besides that, people don’t believe me when I tell them there is a cat in the house. She hates people so much she hides until they leave, so she doesn’t have to deal with them. Few people actually meet my cat. Hopefully this page will prove to them I am owned by one.
 Flowers destroyed shortly after photo. Also, human.
About the pictures. The pic with the flowers was a deal a made with her. If I took the pic, she could destroy the flowers after, which is exactly what she did 5 seconds after the flash. After I took the pic on the desk (below), I got claws in my face.
 You are so dead...again, as I already killed you once.
You would think I would have learned my lesson after that, but no, I had to try a pic with that santa hat. Boy I really made a mistake with that one. Let’s just say it’s a good thing the sight of blood doesn’t make me faint
Photo submitted by: Jewel
|
|