I have a beautiful long black and white fur coat that needs to be brushed very often. My human slave realizes this and attempts to brush it every week, but she thinks she needs to put this stuff called Gravol down my throat to brush me because I put up so much fuss! I just don’t know how to go about telling my human slave that I just want to make her life difficult. Please help me Meankitty…I’m at my wit’s end.
Dear Stuffed with Drugs,
I would advise getting several of the tranq capsules and depositing them in her drink. When she is out, chew off most of her hair.