Posts Tagged ‘grey’

Gallery: Abbey

Thursday, July 24th, 2014
Name: Abbey
Location: NY

Are there other terms besides mine IN this world? I think not...I'm a cat!

What makes Abbey so mean?

We call her our nasty New Yorker kitty. I picked her up at a local street fair in Upstate New York eight years ago. She was the last kitten in a cardboard box. No one wanted her, so I carried her home. She was tiny, but that didn’t keep her from beating up my Mom’s three other cats when I got her there. 

She was infested with fleas, worms, and the worst case of ear mites our vet had ever seen! Anyway, she is not to be messed with. She will come and love you on her terms, but if you pet her too long, she will swat or bite you! She really hates to be touched at all, and just forget about picking her up! She’s a very verbal meankitty, and has lots of ways of telling people to piss off.

Abbey particularly hates other cats. She TOLERATES our two male kitties because they are bigger than she is. If they come too close, WHAM! she smacks them! We also have two Great Pyrenees dogs who each weigh about 90 pounds. She hates them too. If they come too close when they walk by, she sinks her teeth into their fur with a vengeance.

Photo submitted by: Emily

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Gallery: Abbe

Thursday, July 24th, 2014

Name: Abbe
Location: Unknown

Abbe Loaf

Abbe Loaf? I'm gonna LOAF you, human, into mincemeat.

What makes Abbe so mean?

Abbe is a demoness (she even wears a little pewter tag that reads, “Demon Kitty”), but she has a valid excuse. She is a rescue cat, who was rescued from a very abusive situation. She was placed in three different foster homes, and returned because she was so vicious that the foster care staff couldn’t do a thing with her. The staff was at wit’s end but really really wanted to give her every extra chance they could, since they felt so sorry for her after all she’d been through. Still, she was within a few days of being put to sleep when my housemate saw her in Petco, was told her story, and took pity on her. Not that Abbe wants anybody’s stinkin’ pity. It took him a long time to win her over, but he is even more stubborn than she is. She made us all work very hard to earn positions on her household staff.

She is The Queen, and never lets anyone forget it. She rules all human and animal family members with an iron paw. 

Photo submitted by: Rilla

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50 Shades of Grey & Mean

Monday, December 31st, 2012

REPUBLISHED FROM MARCH 2012 BECAUSE NOBODY SEEMED TO NOTICE THE AWESOME…

Right now in the publishing world, there’s a to-do over a human book that presumably doesn’t have any cats in it. I don’t know what the big deal is–sounds like the humans in the book are DOG people, really–but the book boasts that it contains “50 Shades of Grey”. That got us here at Meankitty thinking about grey cats, naturally, and how the book would have been a lot better if it had been “50 Shades of Grey Cats”. Maybe it wouldn’t have all that nonsense about human mating rituals in it, but it would at least be, I don’t know, original. So now we present to you, the first half of “50 Shades of Grey & Mean”. We’ll post another 50 when we decide who to choose!

Queen of Sheba is grey  Queen Sheba is a medium dark grey tabby. She is not amused by you.

Jake is a pale grey tabby with blue eyes.Jake is a pale grey tabby with blue eyes. Piercing blue eyes that will haunt you.

EdithEdith is dark grey and white and very nasty. Clearly she has issues. Whatever should she do for therapy?

Evil kittiesSurely at least one of the Evil Kitties is grey. Morally grey too. In many ways.

 Wally MotoWally Moto is about to liven up a grey day by pouncing someone. Also, he is grey with grey eyes.

Mini FluffMini Fluff is grey and white and does not like black and white movies. Or fanfiction. But she’s really out of touch with the times.

MystickMystick the mean grey tabby is in a grey cage. But she’s topping you from the bottom with her stare.

Maggie Maggie the Beast is long haired grey colourpointy and she’s going to beat up a grey tabby. So that’s really 2 shades of grey for the price of one. Except when a publisher buys it, we’ll double the price.

MaggieMaggie is a medium haired grey tabby who is practicing for her paparazzi debut now that grey is so popular. Hasn’t *quite* got the finger/claw down yet.

FluffFluff has many shades to her but the grey is the one that, possibly, turns her so sadistic. That’s what we *hear* grey does anyway. Or maybe color coordinated ties? Not clear on that.

Charles ChickenGorgeous, smoky Charles Chicken chose this grey striped couch to match his fur. He only sheds on the white, though. And it shows red blood so well…

Chucky StraussA grey and white tabby, Chucky Strauss’s “mercy mew” is possibly a safeword. So we hear. IF we choose to listen to it…

ZeusGrey, silky Zeus is accepting a tribute from his human in this photo, who trembles in fear of the lash. Zeus does not allow safewords.

FleurFlirty, fluffy Fleur is forced to wear “Softpaws” because she flailed people with her cat o one tail so much.

WaldoA smoke colored shorthair with hauntingly blue eyes like Wally Moto, Waldo knows exactly where he is. In Yo Face.

BellatrixBellatrix is another long haired grey and white beauty, who is quite the bossy dominatrix. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

AbbeDon’t let her quiescent state fool you. Dark grey Abbe was in and out of foster care all her kittenhood due to being so vicious and tormented, clearly having come from a dark past.

David BowieDavid Bowie, a grey and brown tabby, is about to shred his human slave for making him dance. Can you tell?

BelleGrey Belle (no relation to Blue Belle) likes to whup bottoms. We can’t make this stuff up.

King HenryKing Henry, a grey and white royal, believes that you should worship him and be submissive to him. It’s called W/s in the scene for you newbies.

CozmoI think brown tabby Cozmo is pissed because he’s not as grey as the rest of the kitties on this page. He just has shadings of grey around his face. And if you visit his page, you’ll see what he thinks of this glorification of grey cats and this misrepresentation of the W/s lifestyle that is getting so much media attention!

FerdinandFerdinand, a grey and white tabby with brilliant amber yellow eyes, sparkles in the sun. Okay, not really, there’s NO sparkling on this page because that would not be original. But Ferdinand is another kitty with a tortured and tragic past that has turned him mean. And given him a love for boxes.

SmackeyWee grey tabby Smackey can hold her own with dogs. And with rich CEOs who want to own her, for she will trip them all on the stairs.

GilbertWhite and grey Gilbert is really bored by this post and thinks it’s poorly written. Nothing to see here, move along.

EugeneLast for today is our darkest shade of grey, Eugene, who is staring at you through the bars of the cage he keeps you in when he doesn’t need you for anything else.

Have a colorful week!

Meankitty

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