Posts Tagged ‘fur’

Advice: Burr Butt

Saturday, August 7th, 2010

Dear Meankitty:

My stupid fleabag, I mean my adorable kitty, loves to run around in our field and get hitch-hikers (prickly little balls that stick real easily to kitty hair). Anyway Rita (her name) is not to fun to pet. It feels really unpleasant, but she loves to be petted. Sooner or later you’re gonna have to pet her, either from her helpless, cuteness or her persuasive, forceful claws. Hitch-hikers are NOT fun to clean off but I want what is best for her (mostly cause I’m her slave). PLEASE!! Give me some advice on what to do about hitch-hikers.

Signed,
Slave to Rita

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Dear Slave,

Meankitty says:
Shave and a haircut…two bits!

That Meankitty!

Sincerely,
Meankitty’s Typing Slave

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