Posts Tagged ‘fighting’

Advice: 24/7 Hateration Help

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

Dear Meankitty,

My cat is a complete B*TCH. She’s super adorable, but literally all she thinks about is attacking the other two kitties in my house: a 10 year old Himalayan and a 5 year old…well…fatty. She spends 24 hours a day, 7 days a week stalking the other kitties.

Lately she’s found much sneakier ways to stalk them so it looks like she’s being cute (for example, hiding under the blankets then popping out for an ambush). I have to constantly keep her locked up to get any peace and quiet, but that doesn’t work for long because she rubs her paws on the door and bangs it back and forth!! Help before I ***note edited for unworshipful content***

Signed,

Feelin’ Homicidal

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Dear FH,

Your stalkery kitty is obviously in need of more stimulation that you are providing for her. She needs interjections! Excitement! Emotion! Hallelujah! Stuff like that. Some methods to reduce kitty boredom might include:

  • Purchasing mice from a pet store and releasing them in batches for Kitty’s enjoyment and funzies
  • Adding a smallish dog to your home so that Kitty will transfer her hateration to the dog instead of her feline cohorts. Nobody cares if dogs get beaten up by cats.
  • Installing a catnip dispenser that you then keep full of catnip. It might not help, but hey, catnip!
  • Shutting the other cats up instead of Kitty when you need a brief respite.
  • Sending the other cats to the Fight Club to get more training in feline combat tactics.

Would any of our visitors care to add some suggestions?

Sincerely,

Meankitty

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Advice: More Fighting Cats

Friday, August 20th, 2010

Dear Meankitty,

There is this solid white cat that comes to our place & fights with our cat (that is tame). The mean kitty won’t let a human near it. But, it sure likes to fight our kitty. I’ve said something to the neighbor who owns the white cat & all they could do is laugh. What shall I do?

Sincerely,
Heatwave@…

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Dear Person with an Email instead of a Name,

See my advice to Pauline and Claw Marks. Get some more cats and make for a bigger fight. Or keep your tame cat inside and buy some expensive indoor adventure furniture for it. Just be sure and have open windows with screens so that your cat can fight through the mesh. What a great time that is!

Sincerely,
Meankitty

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