Hi, it’s me again. Tom. I stop by your site multiple times a day just to see if you’ve posted any more photos of yourself. I mean, of other cats in your Gallery. While they can’t compare to you in meanness or beauty, I do enjoy learning about my fellow felines and all the things they do to rule their parts of the world.
Would you like to know some of the things I do? I like walking along fences in the moonlight, holding paws, sharpening my claws on expensive furniture, cleaning beautiful lady cat’s whiskers, gourmet tuna, presenting my love with dead rodents, messing up fresh catboxes, chasing string, and a little dose of catnip every so often. But not that often, I’m not a nip head.
If you would like to be in the Meankitty Gallery, you probably need to send a photo and some specific details about how mean you are to your humans. I’ll be looking for your email!