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Name: Blossom and Emily
Location: Barnsley, UK

Hey, Em, where you wanna go poo next?

What makes Emily and Blossom so mean?

I have another cat, Salem, and Emily and Blossom spend hours beating him up so he sleeps in the garden to avoid them. If he comes into the house and snoozes in a chair, whack, kitty claw across his head and another one biting his tail. Poor Salem just hisses and runs through the catflap so fast that he nearly takes it with him.

Emily is the ginger/white one, Blossom is white with brown and grey-black patches. They were litter trained when we got them but seem to be going through a rebellious phrase of hiding behind the cooker or fridge and leaving an unpleasant message. When they started going behind the sofa, where I keep my handbag, is when I had the most trouble. of view from visitors or burglars. Here I am, ready to go out to an important Town Hall meeting where I attend with councillors to discuss educational matters, my best suit on instead of my scraggy Levis, and I picked up my handbag to find a very diarrheic brown splodge all over the inside. Yes, one of the little monsters had crawled inside the handbag and left me a message I would not forget in a hurry.

If I could flip a bird with this claw…

I happened three times since, so now I leave my new handbag on top of a very high shelf. So now they favor my shoes, basketfuls of ironing, and the sofa itself.

Submitted by: Sandra

Name: Elle
Location: TX

You cannot hear this over the internet but I am screaming RIGHT NOW! Without moving my lips. It is a high level SOHC skill.

What makes Elle so mean?

Elle was born right here in our house. The second her mouth and lungs were clear, she started screaming. For the first few months of her life, she screamed almost all the time. Anybody who’s ever had a screamer kitty knows that this can drive a slave out of his or her skull in no time.

Elle, of course, loved the fact that every slave in the house bowed and scraped before her in an attempt to please her. We offered the choicest kitty food, the best treats, fresh water (free of dog drool, even) and the greatest toys. Elle screamed anyway.

Then, for a while, Elle stopped. We enjoyed those brief weeks of silence.

But that did not last long. Elle was once again discontent with the universe and rarely lets us forget it!

Talking about things that make me want to scream… I hate Christmas carols!

And when Elle isn’t screaming her lungs out, she’s keeping the dogs and other cats in their proper places: beneath her paws. She beats up puppies. She beats up the other cats. She even beats up human ankles and shins when she’s in a foul mood.

Submitted by: Sarah

Name: EZ
Location: Israel, Earth

Clap, clap, clap your hands, everybody get up and dance!

What makes EZ so mean?

She is a gray alien, and an angry one. I have no other words to describe her.

I can

Photo submitted by: Ido

Names: Ex and Lilah
Location: Kansas

The dead cat trick works every time! Try it, SOHC friends!

What makes Ex and Lilah so mean?

Ex is mean, mean, mean. Especially if we expand the definition of “mean” to include “stinky” and “bizarre”. He loves to carry empty toilet paper rolls around the apartment, tearing them to tiny bits while howling when the mood strikes him. He also enjoys pulling rug pads out from under rugs and tearing them to bits too. He’s been working on one in particular for over ten years.

Hey, I want to chew up a rug pad with my big, blurry teeth!

He continues to collect small totems, like milk jug caps, plastic hanger protectors and the aforementioned rug pad bits to put in the people’s bed as a surprise. He likes hiding inside the comforter cover, which he knows makes the lady think he is dead and therefore freaks her out. His meanest trick is the oldie-but-goodie of peeing five inches away from the litter box. Every time.

Is that you, Kansas? Did I get the job?

The brains behind the operation, though, is his little sis Lilah, who really can be mean in the traditional sense, especially when you have petted, brushed or, oh, looked at her for a little too long. During the summer, she likes to meanly catch and hold cicadas in her mouth, thus achieving the elusive and very mean double cat-bug hum-growl-purr noise. Her picture shows her studying hard to find a way to achieve dominion over Kansas, as she is very bright and ambitious.

Submitted by: Chezna & Kyle

Name: Emory
Location: Decatur, GA

Dog's nose? Scratching post? Me decide!

What makes Emory so mean?

Emory is a recently rescued, supposedly “wweet” little kitty who was but a mere 11 ounces when we first met a few short weeks ago. Well, at first she hid behind the “sweet kitty” guise, so we’d fall in love with her no matter what she did.

Well, it worked! I won’t even go into details about the deep wounds she’s inflicted upon the ankles of anyone who gets near her, or about the ringworm that she gave about 29 men, women, small children, and other pets. She loves to attack the dogs…yep, doesn’t matter if it’s a pit bull or a chihuahua.

Here’s Emory flying towards the snout of one of our dogs. He’s ready to take it like a “man”, and despite Emory’s vicious plan of action, he continues to be mellow and kind to her.

Well, I must go put some more ointment on my ringworm rash. Thanks for the chance to get posted on your site! Emory would thank you, but she’s busy sharpening her claws at the moment.

Submitted by: Lisa

Names: Emily and Blossom
Location: Barsley, UK

If only I could flip a bird with a middle claw. Or terrorize a bird with all my claws, I'm not picky.

What makes Emily and Blossom so mean?

I have another cat, Salem, and Emily and Blossom spend hours beating him up so he sleeps in the garden to avoid them. If he comes into the house and snoozes in a chair, whack, kitty claw across his head and another one biting his tail. Poor Salem just hisses and runs through the catflap so fast that he nearly takes it with him.

Emily is the ginger/white one, Blossom is white with brown and grey-black patches. They were litter trained when we got them but seem to be going through a rebellious phrase of hiding behind the cooker or fridge and leaving an unpleasant message. When they started going behind the sofa, where I keep my handbag, is when I had the most trouble. of view from visitors or burglars. Here I am, ready to go out to an important Town Hall meeting where I attend with councillors to discuss educational matters, my best suit on instead of my scraggy Levis, and I picked up my handbag to find a very diarrheic brown splodge all over the inside. Yes, one of the little monsters had crawled inside the handbag and left me a message I would not forget in a hurry.

Hey, Emily, where you wanna go poo next?

I happened three times since, so now I leave my new handbag on top of a very high shelf. So now they favor my shoes, basketfuls of ironing, and the sofa itself.

Submitted by: Sandra

Name: Emily
Location: NC

You can't hear it since this cheapwad site isn't hooked up to audio, but I'm engaging in some really frightening Satanic growling in this shot.

What makes Emily so mean?

Emily is a three year old Tortie best known for her shrill whining which turns into very deep satanic growling. Her demonic growls were first discovered when she was a small kitten; she was nibbling on some chicken bones and proceeded to eat a drumstick bone whole, growling unusually deeply as we tried to take it away from her.

Do not even TRY to take my bag from me, or the Satanic growling will escalate to some Satanic biting.

Her favorite activities include drinking other people’s drinks, biting feet, bothering the older cat (Brooke), randomly freaking out and scratching, and loving only my dad.

Emily Update 2009:

Don't I look like the Goddess of Killing Poison-toothed Rodents? I have applied for my own temple.

Since last year, Emily has become a little less volatile. Just as she had become snuggly (on her terms only) and we thought she was finally mellowing out, she actually flipped out and got one of the neighbors good on the leg (he was standing on the picnic table to get away from her!). She had to be quarantined for ten days to make sure she didn’t have rabies (sadly, simply being a psychotic demon-spawn wasn’t enough of an excuse). She’s safe and fine now, but we definitely know Emily will always be a timebomb meankitty at heart.

Emily continues to make regular shrew sacrifices.

Submitted by: Amy

Name: Evil Emil
Location: The Stunt Guilt

I'm practicing for Mission Impossible: Dogpocolypse!

What makes Emil so mean?

My kitty Emil spent his whole first two months with his mommy and yet still this is the face I come home to. What’s to make a kitty normal? I love him intensely yet he seems to only be interested in eating me and my other two cats.

Submitted by: Nell

Name: Emma
Location: Unknown

Post me or ELSE!

What makes Emma so mean?

Sorry for the previous empty e-mail. Emma, the meankitty, stepped on the enter key in her attempt to get her picture posted to her site. She definitely rules the roost, and all the beings in it, with a firm paw. Mr. Kitty is allowed to groom her but only for a little while, after that she simply bites him. Even the dogs get out of her way when she wants something. Her picture shows her very bossy nature.

Submitted by: Rada

Name: Edith
Location: Unknown

I wouldn't have to bite you...if you'd stay out from between my teeth. Sheesh!

What makes Edith so mean?

Let me tell you about Edith.

This cat was thrust upon us because her owner was leaving her behind. Now I can see why. She was declawed when we got her, and as a result she bites. Or maybe she bit before she was declawed. Who knows? But she sure bites!

Knock knock. Who's there? Edith. Edith who? Edith any humans lately?

You cant walk past her without her shrieking, as if you are hurting her. This cat is evil personified!!! She waits in doorways and strikes when you least expect it, when you fully expect it…she doesn’t care.

Photo submitted by: Liz