Posts Tagged ‘C’

Gallery: Cairo

Saturday, July 26th, 2014

Name: Cairo
Location: Not Egypt (Australia)

Cairo the Meankitty

I hate it when they let my food dish go empty...I get desperate enough to eat anything!

What makes Cairo so mean?

Cairo my gorgeous, 7 year old fluffmonkey will eat just about anything. He has been known to chew on 10c coins, tin foil, and snarkle into the odd pizza, raw cabbage and carrot, any type of meat or cream by-product, and of course, human hair. He’s fat and greedy, and while he makes a sublime pillow, sometimes he can get a little rowdy.

The pictures are him attacking and subduing an evil, strawberry chuppachup candy lollie, and trying to suck the sugar out of the wrapper. Oh, he’s mean.

Cairo’s nickname is ChickenCat, so named because I obtained him when he was so young, he hadn’t learned to meow properly. He ended up learning to make noises and meow from the chickens I had living next door to me. So now he sort of warbles and clucks like a chicken. He also beeps.

Cairo the Meankitty

I pray they feed me soon or I'm going to have to eat human flesh.

Cairo takes great pleasure in beating up his brother Fox, and I will send you photos of their fights later!

Photo submitted by: Jennifer

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Gallery: Candy

Saturday, May 17th, 2014

Name: Candy
Location: CA

Candy is a meankitty

See what you've driven me to? Following me around, taking pictures, until I have to hide in the sink.

What makes Candy so mean?

Candy is such a brat! I should have named her Sassy. The only time she will let you pet her is when SHE wants to be petted.

If you pick her up she starts crying like a baby…and that is if you can even catch her.

I’ve had her for a year, and the only time she will even show some kind of interest in me is when I’m asleep. Then she wants to attack my feet. Oh and the looks she gives!

Submitted by: Raeny

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Gallery: Charles Chicken

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

Name: Charles Chicken
Location: Unknown

Charles Chicken is a meankitty

By the way, I hate you.

What makes Charles so mean?

This is Charles Chicken. He hates everybody and everything. If you try to pet him he well turn your hands into chop suey. If you don’t let him out, he will attack your legs with his nails and teeth as you walk by. The only person he lets get close to him is me. And he mostly growls instead of purrs. He likes to watch people but doesn’t like to be bothered by anybody. He entertains the neighborhood by fighting all the cats and screaming off the top of his lungs around 3 in the morning. He is full of scars and is proud to show it.

Submitted by: Michael

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Gallery: Chucky Strauss

Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Name: Chucky Strauss
Location: Utah

Chucky Strauss may not be a meankitty

Chucky would like everyone to know that he absolutely does NOT like dogs.

What makes Chucky so mean?

I’m sure you will agree that Chucky is one of the meanest looking kitties you’ve seen. You should hear his pathetic meow too. It’s so pathetic that it comes off as being mean, like he’s making a “mercy meow”.

Meankitty’s Note: Just because they sound mean doesn’t indicate true wickedness. I bet that Chucky is a human lover. I bet he cuddles and purrs and likes to have his belly rubbed. Or worse, I bet he loves dogs.

Submitted by: Jennifer

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Gallery: Carter

Monday, May 5th, 2014

Name: Carter
Location: Doggy’s Nightmare

Carter is a meankitty and hates dogs

I warned you not to say "Ruh-roh!" again, didn't I?

What makes Carter so mean?

Carter is very mean to the other occupants of our house, like the dog. Our dog (half Staffordshire bull terrier half pit bull terrier) never ever bites or in any way hurts the cat–luckily for Carter! He just takes it on the chin and jumps about. If the cat wants the dog’s food, the dog will step back and let him eat it because he knows what’s good for him. Carter is the boss in this house.

Submitted by: Jim

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Gallery: Curious

Monday, February 3rd, 2014

Name: Curious?
Location: Indiana

Curious is a meankitty

The slave is nothing but a heating pad with skin to me...oh, and opposable thumbs for the can opener.

What makes Curious? so mean?

Her first act of meanness was walking into my apartment one night and adopting me. I suddenly had to come up with a $150 pet deposit so I could keep her. She lulled me by acting sweet and cuddly, but all she really wanted to do was take naps on my chest (or my side or back, whichever was facing up).

She likes to randomly bite my ankles and arms. I can just be sitting at my desk and she will come across the room to attack me. She also likes to hide underneath anything on the floor and gets mad when she gets stepped on. She blends into the carpet and lies in wait to trip me up when I go to the bathroom in middle of the night.

She also insists on helping me take my baths by sitting on the edge of the tub and licking my arms and legs.

Photo submitted by: Michael

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Gallery: Calabash

Monday, January 6th, 2014

Name: Mrs. Calabash
Location: New York City

Mrs. Calabash the meankitty

I'm going to have to teach you a little lesson, human...

What makes Mrs. Calabash so mean?

I’d like to submit two photos — a before’n’after, if you will, of my kitty, Mrs. Calabash.

File Under “The Price of Fame”:

First came the photo shoot. She was sexy and curvy, yet wholesome, with big clear eyes and a sweet face, just the kind of girl you’d take home to Mother. After that first screen test came fame, and along with fame came the inevitable decadence… the parties, the drugs, the all-night Tender Vittles orgies. Now, out of her skull on catnip and Pounce Hairball Treats, incandescent with rage, Mrs. Calabash claws out the eyeballs of the paparazzi, snarling: “I said put the camera AWAY, monkeyboy! And I mean NOW.”

Mrs Calabash is mad

Never ever ever try to photograph me until I've washed my whiskers!

Photo submitted by: Hanne Blank

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Gallery: Cybil

Wednesday, January 1st, 2014

Name: Cybil
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Cybil the Meankitty

If you don't play with me...I'll cry!

What makes Cybil so mean?

Well, her human slave is so loving and thoughtful, buying only her favourite food, getting her all the latest craze in cat toys, always makes sure there is fresh water, a clean litter tray, and a soft blankie within reach. The slave also plays, and hugs and kisses her all the time.

Cybil in a box

Quit staring at me. Can't a cat have a moment alone in a box without some big light flashing overhead?

But this mean kitty will never display affection and only wants to bite, scratch and tease her human slave. Cybil plays noisy bat-lid-around-tiles games at 5am when human slave is trying to get the last hour of sleep (the most important part), and wakes her every morning with a ‘so called’ caring scratch to the face – demanding the food bowl be refilled with Red Snapper and Flaked Tuna. Then it’s time for hours full of the ‘string game’, but don’t stop playing human slave, or Cybil shall trick you into playing more by CRYING and making it seem as if she is so upset unless you are playing with her.

Photo submitted by: Jenni

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Gallery: Cali

Wednesday, September 25th, 2013

Name: Cali
Location: Unknown

Cali is a meankitty

Kiss my grits, human!

What makes Cali so mean?

What makes Cali the meanest kitty on the net? Apathy. Here’s how she acts when I summon her, yell at her, call her for dinner, plead with her to come inside, or shoe her away. In case you’re not familiar with it, this is the kitty equivalent to ‘flipping the bird’.

Photo submitted by: Scott

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Gallery: Cho

Wednesday, September 4th, 2013

Name: Cho
Location: Alabama

Cho is a meankitty

He started it. You should have heard what he said before you come downstairs!

What makes Cho so mean?

Cho is a very mean kitty who we adopted from a pet store three years ago. She’s bitten me about 180 times and counting. She seems to enjoy the taste of human blood.

Once, my guy friend came over before school (we usually carpool together). I was upstairs brushing my hair. Cho was sitting royally on “her” soft recliner while my friend was waiting for me on the nearby couch. They got to staring at each other.

Right as I came downstairs, I watched in horror as Cho, seemingly in slow motion, flew at my unsuspecting friend and tackled his leg. After being promptly shaken off, she shot us a look that could kill and sauntered away.

Submitted by: Jennie

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