Posts Tagged ‘C’
Saturday, May 17th, 2014
See what you've driven me to? Following me around, taking pictures, until I have to hide in the sink.
What makes Candy so mean?
Candy is such a brat! I should have named her Sassy. The only time she will let you pet her is when SHE wants to be petted.
If you pick her up she starts crying like a baby…and that is if you can even catch her.
I’ve had her for a year, and the only time she will even show some kind of interest in me is when I’m asleep. Then she wants to attack my feet. Oh and the looks she gives!
Submitted by: Raeny
Thursday, May 8th, 2014
Name: Charles Chicken
By the way, I hate you.
What makes Charles so mean?
This is Charles Chicken. He hates everybody and everything. If you try to pet him he well turn your hands into chop suey. If you don’t let him out, he will attack your legs with his nails and teeth as you walk by. The only person he lets get close to him is me. And he mostly growls instead of purrs. He likes to watch people but doesn’t like to be bothered by anybody. He entertains the neighborhood by fighting all the cats and screaming off the top of his lungs around 3 in the morning. He is full of scars and is proud to show it.
Submitted by: Michael
Wednesday, May 7th, 2014
Name: Chucky Strauss
Chucky would like everyone to know that he absolutely does NOT like dogs.
What makes Chucky so mean?
I’m sure you will agree that Chucky is one of the meanest looking kitties you’ve seen. You should hear his pathetic meow too. It’s so pathetic that it comes off as being mean, like he’s making a “mercy meow”.
Meankitty’s Note: Just because they sound mean doesn’t indicate true wickedness. I bet that Chucky is a human lover. I bet he cuddles and purrs and likes to have his belly rubbed. Or worse, I bet he loves dogs.
Submitted by: Jennifer
Monday, May 5th, 2014
Location: Doggy’s Nightmare
I warned you not to say "Ruh-roh!" again, didn't I?
What makes Carter so mean?
Carter is very mean to the other occupants of our house, like the dog. Our dog (half Staffordshire bull terrier half pit bull terrier) never ever bites or in any way hurts the cat–luckily for Carter! He just takes it on the chin and jumps about. If the cat wants the dog’s food, the dog will step back and let him eat it because he knows what’s good for him. Carter is the boss in this house.
Submitted by: Jim
Monday, February 3rd, 2014
The slave is nothing but a heating pad with skin to me...oh, and opposable thumbs for the can opener.
What makes Curious? so mean?
Her first act of meanness was walking into my apartment one night and adopting me. I suddenly had to come up with a $150 pet deposit so I could keep her. She lulled me by acting sweet and cuddly, but all she really wanted to do was take naps on my chest (or my side or back, whichever was facing up).
She likes to randomly bite my ankles and arms. I can just be sitting at my desk and she will come across the room to attack me. She also likes to hide underneath anything on the floor and gets mad when she gets stepped on. She blends into the carpet and lies in wait to trip me up when I go to the bathroom in middle of the night.
She also insists on helping me take my baths by sitting on the edge of the tub and licking my arms and legs.
Photo submitted by: Michael
Monday, January 6th, 2014
Name: Mrs. Calabash
Location: New York City
I'm going to have to teach you a little lesson, human...
What makes Mrs. Calabash so mean?
I’d like to submit two photos — a before’n'after, if you will, of my kitty, Mrs. Calabash.
File Under “The Price of Fame”:
First came the photo shoot. She was sexy and curvy, yet wholesome, with big clear eyes and a sweet face, just the kind of girl you’d take home to Mother. After that first screen test came fame, and along with fame came the inevitable decadence… the parties, the drugs, the all-night Tender Vittles orgies. Now, out of her skull on catnip and Pounce Hairball Treats, incandescent with rage, Mrs. Calabash claws out the eyeballs of the paparazzi, snarling: “I said put the camera AWAY, monkeyboy! And I mean NOW.”
Never ever ever try to photograph me until I've washed my whiskers!
Photo submitted by: Hanne Blank
Wednesday, January 1st, 2014
Location: Melbourne, Australia
If you don't play with me...I'll cry!
What makes Cybil so mean?
Well, her human slave is so loving and thoughtful, buying only her favourite food, getting her all the latest craze in cat toys, always makes sure there is fresh water, a clean litter tray, and a soft blankie within reach. The slave also plays, and hugs and kisses her all the time.
Quit staring at me. Can't a cat have a moment alone in a box without some big light flashing overhead?
But this mean kitty will never display affection and only wants to bite, scratch and tease her human slave. Cybil plays noisy bat-lid-around-tiles games at 5am when human slave is trying to get the last hour of sleep (the most important part), and wakes her every morning with a ‘so called’ caring scratch to the face – demanding the food bowl be refilled with Red Snapper and Flaked Tuna. Then it’s time for hours full of the ‘string game’, but don’t stop playing human slave, or Cybil shall trick you into playing more by CRYING and making it seem as if she is so upset unless you are playing with her.
Photo submitted by: Jenni
Wednesday, September 25th, 2013
Kiss my grits, human!
What makes Cali so mean?
What makes Cali the meanest kitty on the net? Apathy. Here’s how she acts when I summon her, yell at her, call her for dinner, plead with her to come inside, or shoe her away. In case you’re not familiar with it, this is the kitty equivalent to ‘flipping the bird’.
Photo submitted by: Scott
Wednesday, September 4th, 2013
He started it. You should have heard what he said before you come downstairs!
What makes Cho so mean?
Cho is a very mean kitty who we adopted from a pet store three years ago. She’s bitten me about 180 times and counting. She seems to enjoy the taste of human blood.
Once, my guy friend came over before school (we usually carpool together). I was upstairs brushing my hair. Cho was sitting royally on “her” soft recliner while my friend was waiting for me on the nearby couch. They got to staring at each other.
Right as I came downstairs, I watched in horror as Cho, seemingly in slow motion, flew at my unsuspecting friend and tackled his leg. After being promptly shaken off, she shot us a look that could kill and sauntered away.
Submitted by: Jennie
Saturday, July 13th, 2013
Up, up and away after the red dot!
What makes Crichton so mean?
Not mean, weird. I sometimes think he’s actually an alien life-form posing as a cat. His favorite food is tomato sauce. He likes to sit in the sink. Are these normal cat behaviors?
Submitted by: Pauline