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Advice: Birdivore

Friday, July 16th, 2010

Dear Meankitty,

My 11 month old kitten is determined to investigate my parakeet…up close and personal. The cage hangs over an old jukebox whose age and size determine its positioning in my house. Cardboard barriers and water guns have been unsuccessful. Any suggestions?

Signed,
Feather Finder

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Dear Feathers,

Birds are the natural prey of nice and meankitties alike. However, a more tasty prey is mice. I suggest you invest in some caged mice or hamsters to distract your kitten. Maybe get one of those balls the rodent can run around in — it will drive your kitten mad with desire.

Signed,
Meankitty

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