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Advice: Bathtub Party

Thursday, January 2nd, 2014

Dear Meankitty,

My cat won’t quit playing in the bathtub. I don’t know why she’s doing it. She just gets in there and races around in circles. Sometimes she attacks the shower curtain and has made several holes. Is she crazy?

Signed,
Hairballs in the Soapdish

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Dear Hairballs,

Ah, another upstanding SOHC member! Your cat is merely fulfilling the requirement of one act per day her human does not understand. You can try to persuade your kitty to do something else to keep her membership active, but really, isn’t the bathtub thing pretty innocuous? If you truly can’t stand it, your kitty can be convinced to choose another daily puzzler by following these simple steps:

Step one: Fill tub with water
Step two: Listen for the splash

However, don’t come whining to me when you wake up one night and Miss Thang has peed all over your antique quilt.

Signed,
Meankitty

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