Posts Tagged ‘B’
Friday, January 31st, 2014
Did you know that cats can regenerate several rows of teeth like sharks? Okay, not really.
What makes Bogie so mean?
This is Bogie, short for Bogart. He was a hellacious mean kitty when he was little. This pic kind of says it all! He is a lump of love now though.
But it's a great close up of my teenaged double fang action, huh?
Meankitty’s note: Bogey as an adult has turned into a “lump of love” (direct quote) and has been kicked out of the SOHC for overt niceness. But we respect the good work he did while in his youth.
Submitted by: Diana
Thursday, January 30th, 2014
The sleeping Jesse day... What a pleasant memory! Thanks for reminding me.
What makes Berlin so mean?
This is my mean kitty Berlin. If you cross him, he doesn’t forget about it. My fiance’s cousins, Jesse & Cody, played tug of war with him once when he was a kitten. He’s 12 now and he still hisses and growls at them. He sat on Jesse’s face while he was sleeping and Jesse had to go to the hospital (he’s allergic to cats). His face was swollen up like an over-ripe watermelon. Berlin has actually tried to kill guests he doesn’t like who come into his home by grabbing their legs and shoving them down the stairs. Mean Kitty!
Submitted by: Catherine
Thursday, January 23rd, 2014
No, no, no, that sammitch is MINE, I tell you! MINE!
What makes Bellatrix so mean?
I’d like to introduce you to my new Persian kitten, Bellatrix. We call her Bella for short.
Bella’s life consists of bossing my older cat, Nigel, around. From the first day we got her, Bella realized that Nigel’s already skittish nature would allow her to dominate the house. Every time Nigel settles into one of his regular perches, Bella pounces on him and chases him out of his spot. And she doesn’t take the perch for herself–she just doesn’t want him there. She also rushes at Nigel like a lineman for no apparent reason; when he gets upset, she goes and rubs against him to make nice.
Bella takes liberties on anybody and everybody’s food. If someone’s eating a sandwich and puts it on the coffee table, Bella attempts to take the whole sandwich in her mouth and drag it to the couch. This has happened multiple times. She does this with any type of food in her reach, whether you’re sitting right in front of it or not.
This is me "not" scratching the furniture. Heh.
I can say one good thing for Bella–she doesn’t scratch the furniture (often). However, she likes using people’s arms, especially if they’re hairy, as her personal scratching post. She squeezes herself under the coffee table when she doesn’t want to be caught and scratches your hand if you place it under there.
Submitted by: GSW
Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014
Oh, NICE! Foot for lunch!
What makes Bender so mean?
Bender is my cat’s name. I have
had been owned by him less then a year. Got him from the pound when my dear cat AJ died.
After a hearty lunch of foot, I like a cool drink to top off.
Bender may look sweet to you, but believe me, he can be mean. In fact, he IS mean.
The pictures speak for themselves, I guess.
Submitted by: Charlene
Friday, January 3rd, 2014
Name: Azmodeus Rex
Dude, I'm in the Catness Protection Program and every time you force me out of doors, I'm vulnerable!
What makes Azmodeus so mean?
My darling little Azmodeus Rex is one naughty Devon Rex kitty! He is generally good natured (if not a bit needy) until he crosses the threshold to leave our home.
Then…WATCH OUT! He spits and hisses and gives you the “if you come near me you will surely die” look (see photo). His chart at the Vet has a black star on it, and it takes 4 of us to hold him down just to get his shots. I have a huge scar on my belly from last time.
Photo submitted by: Kerry
Wednesday, August 21st, 2013
Location: Ogre’s house
Hey…are you getting up? DIBS on the chair!
What makes Beast so mean?
If you have a favorite chair, watch it!! This cat has a radar and will be in your chair the moment you get up for anything and I hope you don’t want to sit there for a while. Chances are he will still be there tomorrow.
In between fighting with his brother Ogre and terrorizing any stray birds and mice, this is what this meankitty does. He will also sashay in front of you inviting you to pet him, but the moment you reach down, he runs a few feet ahead and then turns and looks at you, inviting you to reach for him again. In this way, he helps me exercise. He just looks sweet. When he’s awake, watch out!! He has long wicked claws and he knows how to use them.
Photo submitted by: Shannon
Friday, July 19th, 2013
Names: Dolly and Betty
I’m beatin’ up Betty’s booty!
What makes Dolly and Betty so mean?
Very bad is Dolly (the ginger kitten), who, as you can see, attacks everything she sees.
Now I’m just bustin’ up a grey cat toy, which is kinda boring.
But Betty (the multicoloured kitten) prefers the human flesh, which my boyfriend unfortunately has experienced more than once.
Submitted by: Marijn
Saturday, April 20th, 2013
Location: Cushing, Maine
It’s a good thing the Prunella moniker didn’t stick, or I’d be doing more than JUMPING on the living room table.
What makes Buffy so mean?
Buffy came from the shelter. They’re so good at marketing that I saw her in a cage at my bank (oooo, poor kitty) and immediately HAD to have her, despite my 3 other cats. Unfortunately, we also live near a healthy den of coyotes, 3 pairs of bald eagles and fishers (large cat-loving weasel-like wild Maine critters). Once in a while the General Store has a rash of “Missing Cat” notices.
Buffy looks demonic, but it’s pure bluff. It took her a coupla weeks to get used to me, but now she yowls for butter (hairball problem) and lives on the dining room table. Well-trained, she’s perfectly willing to get off whenever I tell her to, and never gets back up until I leave the room. Originally I named her Prunella de Frump, for obvious reasons, but Buffy finally stuck. Stands for Butt-Ugly Feline.
Submitted by: Judy K (full time staff)
Friday, April 19th, 2013
Location: Finger Buffet
Ooh, look, mannie finger snacks.
What makes Bufferd so mean?
This is Bufferd, and she is EXTREMELY mean! When I’m asleep, she bangs on my door and won’t stop. When I finally give in and open the door, she darts away, hides, and repeats the whole thing when I start to fall asleep again. This happens several times a night!
Sometimes she catches mice and puts them in our shoes and stares while we dig them out. She sneezes on me. She throws up in the house and she fights, too. One time she bit the cat next door and it had to have stitches!
Submitted by: Kurtbot
Thursday, April 18th, 2013
Location: Windsor, Ontario
When you unwrap me from this towel, heads are gonna roll, human.
What makes Brighton so mean?
This is Brighton, my Devon Rex. You think he is a cute, cuddly kitty, but no he is a mean kitty. If I move in the night he bites my chin for me to stay still and heaven forbid if I say, “No, Brighton!” That is the end of my night’s sleep.
Brighton loves his mum (me) but no-one else, and when his human brother goes to say hi to him, its a big hiss he gets in return. He loves to scare little kids and adults alike, but for all his peculiar ways he is the love of my life and wouldn’t change one bit of his personality.
Photo submitted by: Jean