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Advice: Psychotic Benson

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

Dear Meankitty,

I have a deeply psychologically disturbed, very meankitty called Benson. He’s always been strange, since he was a baby. My specific problem is that every now and again he attacks me very forcefully with a bite and scratches on the arm or leg. It’s always out of the blue and is never the result of anything I’ve done to him. Several times it’s been in the middle of the night while I’ve been in bed, last week it was just after he’d had a cuddle on my knee, and a few weeks ago it was when I was opening a door to let him out. He knows what he’s doing because it’s a hit and run type of attack, but he never shows any remorse! How can I stop him from doing this?

Signed,
Annie

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Dear Annie,

You can’t. On the plus side, I think it’s cute.

Sincerely,
Meankitty

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