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Gallery: Adair aka Alstair

Friday, August 8th, 2014

Name: Adair formerly known as Alstair
Location:
Adso’s House

Alister is a Meankitty

Loooook at this fuzzily cute face! Don't you want to quit being mad about that whole 'you nearly broke your neck falling down the stairs' thing?

What makes Alstair so mean? (Yes we know the post says “Adair”…keep reading!)

Alstair is a M.K.I.T {Mean Kitty In Training} under his Yoda like mentor Adso. He adopted the sucker, er, me 1 day before Samhain at my new house. He used the “I’m so defenseless” strategy to attract my attention, which was easy because apparently the ‘sucker’ tattoo on my forehead was glowing like a candle in a Jack o’ lantern!

Alister the Meankitty

No, no, not the harness!

Adso promptly clued Alstair into all sorts of nifty stuff once we took him in. Things like:

* looking “adorable” then pouncing on the unsuspecting hand
* the art of AKB {aerial kitty bombardment} into the human bed late at night
* attacking thru the railing on the upstairs breezeway
* stair run-by/trip the human.

In other words, all kinds of wonderful things. But I have to admit, when he is “adorable” and “fuzzily cute” on the outside it’s his best tactic to bend the household to his will with his newly discovered and untapped Meankitty potential.

Alister is actually Adair

I am looking for tips on how to punish humans who dare put a harness on me and think I'm a dude. Don't turn it off yet!

Update: “Alstair” is actually known as “Adair” now because he turned out to be a SHE. Those silly humans and their gender issues!

Photo submitted by: Karrin

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Gallery: Adso

Tuesday, August 5th, 2014

Name: Adso
Location: Formerly Allen, TX. Now, Cat Heaven, with all the toes and kitten chow he wants!

Adso is tired

I am tired from hitching a ride in an engine compartment en route to stopping a bomb across country, pardon the yawn!

What makes Adso so mean?

I, Adso, showed up in the parking garage at my new human slave’s work, having hitched a ride in someone’s engine compartment. I was tiny and brave. My new human slave {the one with the invisible ‘SUCKER’ tattoo on her forehead only animals and little girls selling cookies can see}, brought a big bag kitten chow the next day and set about trying to tame me. She thought: ‘He’s a kitten, no prob’.

MUHAHAHAHA!!!

Little did she know. This process took about 4 months of daily visits Monday thru Friday during her breaks and lunch [I'm stubborn]. But with well thought out treats for me like rare grilled salmon, bison burger bits, bison steak [rare, of course], and yummy kitty bonkers, I finally decided she was the right sucker to come home with.

Having grown up in the wild, I have a habit of bringing new friends home. Small ones to be sure, but fuzzy things like baby bunnies and sparrows. It’s extremely fun to watch her react to the “present” I have waiting. As I barrel past her into my castle, I hear ‘ADSO!’. With a huge sigh, she picks up the offering and does what ever she does with it. I don’t care what she does with it since I have had my fun. She calls me a thrill killer — how insensitive. I am just being NICE and sharing. Humans. When will they learn?

Adso the meankitty

They…are…getting…me! So I will get them back.

I am also a fierce toe attacker. No toes are safe when I am about………those naked digits just get me.

Photo submitted by: Karrin

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Gallery: Abby 2 (Abz)

Thursday, July 24th, 2014

Name: Abby (Abz)
Location: Unknown

Abz the Cat

Sometimes I get tired of the constant attacking and stretch out my whacking muscles.

What makes Abz so mean?

This is our mean as kitty, Abby. I’m not going to lie and tell you that she is the world’s meanest kitty, because she is. It is no lie.

She has a massive superiority complex and is totally arrogant. She constantly stares at you in disbelief thinking “My god, could a being get any dumber than a human?!” When not staring at you in contempt, she is either demanding you worship her, feed her, or sometimes both.

Abby aka Abz

If you take my photo, I will attack you.

If approached too suddenly, Abby will attack you. If you are too loud around her, she will attack you. If you pat her incorrectly, she will attack you. In fact, there’s not a great deal you can do that won’t result in a attack except stay away from her.

When she catches things, she throws them against walls and furniture until they die. Then she attacks you. I have a 3-inch scar on my abdomen, not from a cute little kitty scratch, but a vile laceration delivered with precision that bled profusely.

Nevertheless, she is adored by us.

Photos submitted by: Randall

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Gallery: Abbe

Thursday, July 24th, 2014

Name: Abbe
Location: Unknown

Abbe Loaf

Abbe Loaf? I'm gonna LOAF you, human, into mincemeat.

What makes Abbe so mean?

Abbe is a demoness (she even wears a little pewter tag that reads, “Demon Kitty”), but she has a valid excuse. She is a rescue cat, who was rescued from a very abusive situation. She was placed in three different foster homes, and returned because she was so vicious that the foster care staff couldn’t do a thing with her. The staff was at wit’s end but really really wanted to give her every extra chance they could, since they felt so sorry for her after all she’d been through. Still, she was within a few days of being put to sleep when my housemate saw her in Petco, was told her story, and took pity on her. Not that Abbe wants anybody’s stinkin’ pity. It took him a long time to win her over, but he is even more stubborn than she is. She made us all work very hard to earn positions on her household staff.

She is The Queen, and never lets anyone forget it. She rules all human and animal family members with an iron paw. 

Photo submitted by: Rilla

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Gallery: Amber

Wednesday, May 28th, 2014

Name: Amber
Location: UK

Amber is a meankitty

Cats TOTALLY hate warm air blowing all over our bodies. Please, please don't crank that radiator *smirks*.

What makes Amber so mean?

This is one mean English Kitty! She likes to take a leak by sticking her bum out of the cat tray and peeing right onto the kitchen floor, but not every time. I think it’s when we feed her crappy food.

She loves to pull the carpet up on a regular basis, just for fun. She bites the leaves off plants and sharpens her teeth on the corners of the kitchen units.

To get our own back, she sometimes falls asleep with her nose against the radiator, so we crank up the heating! Heh heh heh, that’ll teach her.

Submitted by: Mike

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Gallery: Ace

Monday, March 24th, 2014

Name: Ace
Location: Caspar, WY, at a machine shop

Ace is a meankitty

Who needs a watchdog or a burglar alarm when you have me?

What makes Ace so mean?

Ace is definitely a mean kitty. Though just a kitten he has a really mean streak. He took over as shop cat from Rufus who sadly passed away last spring and was a nice friendly kitty. Ace was hired as a replacement and he seemed to be a nice gentle kitten….

Until he grew up a bit.

Ace is destructive

The feather toy was hardly a challenge to my destructo-kitty mode.

He used to rest on his kitty slave’s bosom and purr away. Now he lies in wait for customers to come into the shop. Pet him and he’ll turn around and grab your hand and bite you! Hard! It makes no difference if you are male or female, employee or customer. Pet him and you suffer. He also likes to nibble on his meankitty slave, Christy. She is the one who saved him from the local kill shelter and does he show appreciation? NO! She suffers with the rest of us. He tears up toys in no time flat. I used to take him a toy from time to time, but why waste money? It’s in pieces before you leave the office. He tore up one rather largeish mouse toy in 20 minutes. So, if you need machine work on something, call first and see if Ace is in the office; if he is go directly to the shop.

Ace is a meankitty

Hey...hey, human...you okay down there? I didn't realize the sight of your own blood made you woozy.

As Ace grows, we all wonder what he’ll be like. A terror no doubt! He doesn’t do touchy-feely, he does ouchy-bleedy!

Submitted by: Sue K.

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Gallery: Aslan

Friday, September 27th, 2013

Name: Aslan
Location: Unknown

Aslan the meankitty

I do not ALWAYS like to share.

What makes Aslan so mean?

My name is Aslan and I’m a bad kitty because I rule my humans. I’m 4 yrs. old and have a brother named Rascal, who is also 4. I was declawed as a baby, but my bro has all of his claws. I like to play with my bro, but when his nails come out I am forced to use my teeth to rip his fur into bits.

I’m a very vocal kitty with lots of sass. I say, I love you, why, now, mommy, daddy, and NO!!! My parents travel a lot, so when they’re gone I destroy the house and sun bathe on my perch. I absolutely love water. When my daddy gets a cup of it, I run straight for the glass and dunk my head right into it. Then, when it is time for bed, my humans join me in my queen-sized kitty bed. I like to share though, so I sleep right on top of my mommy’s head all night long.

Photo submitted by: Jennifer & Cory

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Gallery: Amadeus

Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013

Name: Amadeus
Location: Unknown

Amadeus is a meankitty

Dog: "WHINE! That's not what I meant by Rock Me Amadeus!"

What makes Amadeus so mean?

This is Amadeus, she’s the ultimate mean kitty. She lives with two 70 pound Huskies who are afraid to walk past her. They will whine until I remove her from their path.

She is also the disciplinarian for the foster dogs that come into the household. Here she is teaching the new foster dog Memphis the rules of the household. There’s only one rule that matters – don’t cross Amadeus!

Submitted by: Some human

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Gallery: Alicia

Monday, January 28th, 2013

Name: Alicia (street name Whitey)
Location: Unknown

Alicia is a meankitty

Is that a...camera?

What makes Alicia so mean?

I have a meankitty named Alicia, but she prefers to be called Al. Her street name is Whitey and she can kick anybody’s tail that she wants to.

She walked in the front door of the restaurant that I used to work at 6 years ago,. Because it was such a busy night in town there were lots of cars on the streets, so the other hostess put her in my car for safekeeping. The chefs fed her salmon and prime rib all night, and she decided to stick around and grace us with her presence.

She prefers to have the house to herself, but I have recently gotten a new kitten who is fascinated by her. She would prefer if he were fascinated with car tires, or coyotes, but she has a good time trying to scratch his nose.

Alicia likes the camera

You simply must get a close-up of my gorgeous white whiskers.

Here’s some pictures of her from my backyard, she is irritated that I’m getting in her face- although I think she likes the attention because she never walks AWAY when I’m taking pics, only TOWARDS the camera.

The only person in the whole world that she really likes is my boyfriend. Anyone else she could take or leave, although sometimes I get kudos for bringing her good food.

I am currently on the litterbox list due to the new kitten situation and she is not speaking to me.

Photo submitted by: Jessica T.

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Gallery: Auroro

Friday, October 19th, 2012

Name: Auroro
Location: Massachusetts

Auroro is a meankitty

Humans don’t need to be drinking that coffee stuff anyway. What’s wrong with licking the moisture off plastic bags when you’re thirsty? Or the occasional toilet cuppa?

What makes Auroro so mean?

Between her morning pouncing on my counter, spilling coffee and who knows what everywhere, and her sleeping on my table when it’s laundry day, I don’t know what’s sweeter. Auroro or sugar. She’ll love you to death!

Seriously, she comes up to me all the time to snuggle, but when she does I can feel her clawing at my throat. Lovely, right?

Submitted by: BJ

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