Meankitty ( has been online since 1999. She is currently in her third incarnation. Typing Slave, aka Jody Wallace, (, is her obedient human servant.

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Oh, and this is separate from the “Subscribe to the Blog” option in the sidebar. That will email you our new posts. The newsletter — well, we aren’t sure yet. Probably it will have random diatribes against dogs, poems about birds, photos, catku, tips for cats to annoy their humans, advice letters and so on.