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This link is to a really crappy poem is on TS’s and my blog: http://blog.jodywallace.com/2012/09/a-jaunty-poem-and-accompanying.html

Yeah, we need to upload some new cats!  But not this guy. He’s an asshole:

Jerk cat. Thinks he can lounge on MY porch.

My Typing Slave and I have been doing this thing at her blog lately where I take one of her lame human author friends’ books and fix it with proper obeisance to cats. I call it a cattification. Anyway, as we were working on an improved cover, we happened to notice some similarities in a few of the black and white cats in my Gallery. To wit:

Bundles

And Bogart, aka Bogie

And Baggy

And Skittles (NOT the same cat as Baggy)

And Sir Oliver

And Flash

And Hunter

Don’t know what it is about those black and whine felines, but they are AWESOME, aren’t they? If you have a feline in a similar pose, or even a nice pose that happens right before the attack, you should probably submit it to the Gallery, you know.

Sincerely,

Meankitty

We don’t usually post mere links here at Meankitty, but today is an exception. All Meankitty fans will enjoy this review of a pet food product at Amazon:

http://tinyurl.com/4q6g6sa

Sincerely,

MK

Apparently there’s a craze going around the internet where idiot humans gift wrap their extremely tolerant cats.

That one seems to be the original. Here’s a copygiftwrapcat. The vid itself keeps going for 4, nearly 5 minutes, but after the last shot of the cat all wrapped up, it’s utter darkness. Perhaps to mirror the cat’s thoughts of revenge?

This guy here is big, fuzzy and probably capable of taking his human out if he so chooses. Do you think he will after this?

This cat wrapping (and mailing) video is marred by the hysterical human videographer.

Some cats? Not so tolerant:

This cat can’t decide if he wants to be wrapped or not. He’s like a wrap teaser. Do you want to wrap me? Okay…but no! Well, maybe. But no!

These two humans don’t even reach the tape stage of their attempt to giftwrap their cat, who wisely escapes:

This is probably the funniest uncooperative cat video, although the cheat that the humans employ near the end may disturb some viewers. Note that the cat defeats the cheat anyway!

And this cat doesn’t even want the human to wrap any gift, much less him. Or maybe he wants the human to wrap him instead?

So, do you think we should let the humans try to wrap US?

Sincerely,
Meankitty & Big D & Typing Slave
http://www.meankitty.com/ * http://www.jodywallace.com/

My Typing Slave made me a page on Facebook for you to like: 

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Meankitty/155752787773679

Looks like we can get the “notes” area to duplicate the RSS here but this will still be the HOTBED of MEANNESS! Which doesn’t mean you shouldn’t like me over on Facebook.

Toodles and Whiskers!

Meankitty

Dear Meankitty,

I checked out your site and I dig it. I have a cartoon site with a link you may want to put on your cat site. http://www.eyeenvision.com  It’s my cat’s band.

Thanks,
MAT

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Dear MAT,

We visited your site and jammed to the litterbox tunes. Then we had nightmares.

Sincerely,
Meankitty, Typing Slave & her housemate D