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Mmmmmm, human earlobe! Is it snacktime yet?
The long hair in my ear means my hearing is extra
sensitive, so don't even THINK about sneaking off to sleep without our
nightly annoyance ritual. |
What makes Sampson so mean?
My name is Sampson and I am the
Master of the house. Sometimes
my little brother likes to pretend he is, but
all in the house know who the real Master is.
I'm not a bad kitty (I go where I'm supposed to go
and as I can't be bothered with the outdoors, I'd
don't bring in too many half-alive bonuses for my
slaves), but I sure am a CRAZY one! My favorite past
times including barking at ceiling fans, attempting
to climb bare walls, attacking my slaves and my
brother from the crack between the bathroom door and
the door jamb while they walk past in the hallway,
climbing on top of the knick-knack strewn piano and
through the blinds, and curling up on top of my
slaves' chests while they are trying to go to sleep
and attacking their mouths or their earlobes.
My favorite thing in the whole world is to attack my
brother, Obadiah. I bring out my acrobatic skillz
when it's time to play.
Photo submitted by: KM
Date last updated:
07/07/08
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