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Name: Kitty (2)
Location: Atlanta, GA



Dead? Not I! It's called "playing possum" and I just happen to be v. good at it.


I am looking for feet to attack. Yours, I think.


This is me as an adult. Can you tell what is "up" with this photo compared to the others? Hint: you might want to scratch and SNIFF the photo to find out.

What makes Kitty so mean?

This little cat was about 6 weeks old when my son’s friend found her outside with an abandoned litter. The rest of the litter was adopted immediately, but no one wanted the runt who did nothing but yell and was so weak, she was almost dead. The first night, I told my son we couldn’t keep her. She yelled and screamed at us for 24 hours while we fed her with a tiny, tiny bottle. The Vet said she probably would have been dead from starvation in another day if we hadn’t brought her in. To me, she seemed literally angry that she was almost dead. She was so weak, she fell over when she tried to lick her leg.

The second night, I dared anyone to take her away from me and said I’d keep her for the next 18 years or however long she lives. We originally named her ‘Sadie’, but we have gasped out “KITTY!” so many times from being clawed and bitten that her permanent and unoriginal name is officially Kitty.

Kitty is now a year and a half – she’s a beautiful Tortie, but she’s still a VERY bad kitty. She runs at us chirping when we come home but spends the rest of the evening jumping on our feet and biting them, wrapping herself around our ankles and scratching and biting, swiping at us when we get anywhere near her and launching herself from the top floor of her kitty apartment to whoever is closest.

She meows in anger in the middle of the night if no one is playing with her and will burrow under the sheets and comforters to bite my feet to wake me up. Sometimes she will wake me out of a dead sleep by perching on my shoulder – when I open my eyes, she smacks my face. When we have company, she runs from them and attacks their feet when they stop looking for her. She will only eat one kind of gourmet kitty food in delicate sauce. She will come sit in her litter box and glare at me when I’m trying to clean it out, will swipe at me and then do her business in the new litter. If I laugh at her, her pupils get large and dark and she immediately crouches down and attacks me in a rage.

But every now and then, she will blink her eyes slowly at us and come snuggle in and purr like a tractor…for about 45 seconds. It’s worth it.

Photo submitted by: Jackie
Date last updated: 04/18/09

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