Advice: Bad Fashion

Dear Meankitty,

My human keeps wearing these pathetic emo loser droopy yarn caps, but she’s, like, a billion years old and a grouchy Mom and has teenage kids and shit like that. Can you give me any advice that will help my human dress her age?

Sincerely,
The Coolest Cat Ever

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Dear Cool Cat,

I can just tell how cool you are by how much you despise humans “of a certain age” who try to adopt the fashions of the young. Frankly, certain fashions in general should be relegated to cat beds, such as fuzzy warm hats and scarves and that spotted vest. So my advice is to frequently mock your human and maybe puke on the hat.

Sincerely,
Meankitty

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Dear Meankitty,

You’re talking about me, aren’t you?

Sincerely,
Your Human

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Dear Human,

The hats are dumb. Stop it. You’re not a teenager anymore.

Sincerely,
Meankitty

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