Letters: I Am Dum

Note: This email was sort of in response to the Yahoo Notifications we send out periodically when we update the site. We don’t send them often!

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Dear Meankitty,

REMOVE ME FROM THIS LIST IMMEDIATELY!
I HAVE ASKED BEFORE>
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SPIN ON THINGS.
REMOVE ME FROM THIS LIST IMMEDIATELY!
I HAVE ASKED BEFORE>
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SPIN ON THINGS>
REMOVE ME FROM THIS LIST IMMEDIATELY!
I HAVE ASKED BEFORE>
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SPIN ON THINGS>
REMOVE ME FROM THIS LIST IMMEDIATELY!
I HAVE ASKED BEFORE>
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SPIN ON THINGS>
REMOVE ME FROM THIS LIST IMMEDIATELY!
I HAVE ASKED BEFORE>
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SPIN ON THINGS>
REMOVE ME FROM THIS LIST IMMEDIATELY!
I HAVE ASKED BEFORE>
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SPIN ON THINGS>
REMOVE ME FROM THIS LIST IMMEDIATELY!
I HAVE ASKED BEFORE>
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SPIN ON THINGS>
REMOVE ME FROM THIS LIST IMMEDIATELY!
I HAVE ASKED BEFORE>
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SPIN ON THINGS>
REMOVE ME FROM THIS LIST IMMEDIATELY!
I HAVE ASKED BEFORE>
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SPIN ON THINGS>

Signed,
Hating-You

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Dear All Slaves Who Cannot Follow Instructions,

The way to rid yourself of my periodic emails is written plainly at the bottom of every email I send out. To wit: “To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: meankitty-unsubscribe at yahoogroups.com.” If you hit reply to the emails that come to you, this WILL NOT get you removed from the list, unless you ask real nice, which, oddly enough, people rarely do. It may, however, get your email posted on this page for the delectation of the meankitty-loving masses!

Have a nice day and good luck removing yourself from the list!

Sincerely,
MK

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