Archive for October, 2014

Gallery: Mackenzie

Friday, October 31st, 2014
Name: Mackenzie
Location: Unknown
 

Mackenzie

See my spotty belly? Doncha wanna just brush it?

What makes Mackenzie so mean?

Mackenzie is very finicky. You never know what kind of food she wants to eat (Meankitty’s note: obviously, your flesh) One day she’ll eat dry, the next she insists on moist. If it isn’t what she wants, she will turn the bowl over and play in the food.

Mackenzie

Humans are so funny, thinking they can jump high...

She also insists on regular brushings. She doesn’t care how busy you are, she will drive you crazy until you brush her. She even bites you to get the attention she feels she deserves.

Photo submitted by: Mary

Gallery: Jack Henry

Thursday, October 30th, 2014

Name: Jack Henry
Location: Unknown

Jack Henry is mean

Does this face look horrible to you? It does? Good. Mission accomplished.

What makes Jack so mean?

Jack Henry is sure a horrible cat. We got him at the pound maybe 5 years ago, and he duped us into taking him home. He was so sweet and kind (even though he was really sick and sneezed huge chunks of snot on us) we just had to take him.

Jack Biter

I don't HOG the bed, I CAT the bed. Come on!

We brought him home to be quarantined from our other cat, Cassidy. but soon found he wasn’t as nice as he seemed. He bites, attacks, sleeps on your face, and hogs the bed. On several occasions I have come home and found important papers shredded to bits on my bed, with little JH sleeping with paper shreds all over him. We call him “Jack the Ripper” for this reason.

Photo submitted by: Cathy

Gallery: Layla

Wednesday, October 29th, 2014

Name: Layla
Location: Unknown

Layla is a meankitty

He's pulling my tail! He's pulling my tail!

What makes Layla so mean?

My name is Layla. My human Mark found me at his work place when I was 5 weeks old. I am now 8 months old. I put on a nice act and followed him to his car so he would take me home. Once I was in for a couple of weeks, I showed him my meankitty streak. I have proceeded to tear up his blinds and the corners of his carpet.

Layla

Psycho kitty mood swing in 3.....2.....1.....

As soon as my humans wake up, the first thing they should do is feed me. If they do not feed me, I will cry for hours and stand in their faces. If my servants are eating, I will do whatever it takes to get their food. It should all be mine! Except, I do not want them to pet me. When they try, I bite and scratch and demonstrate why they should touch not tthe cat. There are also times where I want nothing more than to be attached to them at all times. I do love my humans, but they need to respect my mood swings.

Photo submitted by: Mark

Gallery: Petey

Tuesday, October 28th, 2014

Name: Petey
Location: Levering, MI

Petey is mean

It's true, I hate men. They smell like dogs.

What makes Petey so mean?

This lovely big ball of fur is Petey. Petey has a sister who is on this site, and that would be Lucy. Petey is Lucy’s unfortunate little brother. He is about four years old and is my very first cat of my own. He was given to me after our other male cat, Bo-bo, died. Petey isn’t a mean kitty to me or my mother, but to any bed spread, book, or make up brush he is. He also doesn’t like men. He especially hates my twin brother Cory. Cory likes to play helicopter with poor Petey and Petey has recently drawn blood from Cory’s cheek.

Petey is mean

We don't need no....EDUCATION! We don't need no books, neither.

Anywho, Petey has a tendency to lay on my books while I’m trying to do my homework. If I attempt to move the books he will sink his teeth into any part of the book he can and proceed to kick it furiously with his hind legs. Once I get the book out of his grasp he will attack my bed spread, violently.

Petey is mean

Hey, can you pour me some more Fruit Loops? I got no thumbs.

Petey is also in love with human food. He would much rather eat our food than his own. Whenever someone has lunch meat or cream cheese, he will stalk you from the kitchen to where ever you are going to enjoy your food. He will then jump on the table, bed, counter, etc. to get in your face and loudly meow at you until you cave. He is the light of my life and I love him so much, but he tends to be a brat and really, really mean to my brother and my boyfriend. Or any other male, for that matter.

Photo submitted by: Caitie