Archive for August, 2014

Advice: How To Be So Mean

Sunday, August 10th, 2014

Dear Meankitty,

I have been reading all your advice and I think you are one pretty special kitten. I wish my humans were as well trained as yours. I really admire you! How do you do it?

Signed,
Tom

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Dear Tom,

Tip #21 on training your human: mean mostly, sweet sometimes and never let them see you plot. Work that one a little harder and soon you’ll be eating tuna right out of their hands.

Signed,
Meankitty

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