Gallery: Dolly

Name: Dolly
Location: Shoutville

Dolly is a meankitty

I’m not deaf, these are colored contacts!

What makes Dolly so mean?

MY MEAN KITTY IS NAMED DOLLY. SHE IS ANYTHING BUT A DOLL. SHE IS UNBELIEVABLY TINY BUT CARRIES A BIG BITE…REALLY BIG…

SHE HATES EVERYTHING, ESPECIALLY THE OTHER KITTIES. ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS TRY TO ENTER ANY ROOM SHE’S IN AND SHE GOES INTO AN EXORCIST FIT.

TRY TO FEED HER OR WORSE YET, TRY TO PET OR GET CLOSE TO HER, AND SPIT STARTS TO FOAM ON HER LIPS. HER EYELIDS ROLL BACK AND HER BACK ARCHES LIKE THE MCDONALDS GOLDEN ONES. AND THEN IT HAPPENS…

SHE LUNGES FORWARD FASTER THAN SUPERMAN. HER BITE IS PRACTICALLY LETHAL. GET THE PEROXIDE AND BANDAGES!

Meankitty’s Note: We have no idea why the slave felt it necessary to shout her email, but we couldn’t be bothered to retype it.

Submitted by: Old Yeller

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One Response to “Gallery: Dolly”

  1. Amber Craig says:

    Have you tried getting in touch with Jackson Galaxy (My Cat from Hell)? Sounds like a good idea to me. Please don’t give up on her!!