Gallery: Francesca
Name: Francesca
Location: Unknown
The slave tried to put flowers on me to make me look sweet… I don’t think it works, do you?
What makes Francesca so mean?
Meet Francesca, my mean Manx. She’s wakes me at 4:30 a.m. every day with loud meows and jogs across my body so I’ll get up and cater to her feline Highness’s every need! For example…
“My bowl is full of dry food that’s been there for a ghastly 6 hours…throw it out and replenish it with fresh stuff!”
“I need the faucet turned on for my drinking pleasure immediately!”
“Let me outside right meow-now so I can roll on the ground and play with my toys outside!”
She lures me to pet her then tosses her head and ears back to reveal devilish green eyes, sharp teeth, hisses and claws whatever part of my body she can reach. That’s certainly a mood killer!
She hates other people, cats and raccoons and loves birds and bugs. Loves to EAT birds and bugs, that is!
Submitted by: Lani
