What makes Deutschland so mean?
My girlfriend’s cat is the most mean, violent and evil cat known to mankind. She absolutely hates me. Before I moved in with my girlfriend, she had half the bed to herself. Now, when I try to sleep, she attempts to murder me by wrapping herself around my head to suffocate me.
She’s been declawed but has a powerful hook. Her favorite trick is to hook in your hand then shave it to the bone with her teeth. Sometimes she’ll just turn around and try to blind you with her rear claws for a change.
Her favorite thing is chasing wrinkles; sometimes she gets so excited she gnaws on my hands and face for minutes at a time afterwards, or just settles for flying leaps and biting.
Her other favorite job is to wait until you’re reading, slide over and sit on the book you’re reading, then bite you if you try to extract it. She’s evil.
Submitted by: Ashley