Location: Moorpark, CA
What makes Desi so mean?
Desi is notorious for biting your toes in the middle of the night. He also drools on your face in the middle of the night. Then he will proceed to stretch out and take up the whole bed. If you push him off the bed he will scream VERY loudly until you are awake. He will run out of the room until you fall back asleep and then it will start all over again. Even if nobody is in the bed, he likes to crawl into the made up bed and take it over.
If you have socks or slippers laying around, he will attack them and destroy them. Then he will scream until you notice that he has ruined the object and run away.
He drinks out of the toilet and will run off with the toilet paper so it is wise to keep a spare roll locked up since he can open doors. Nothing is more annoying when you have to go to the bathroom at 2 am only to find out the roll of toilet paper is shredded all over the house!
He opens the front door. What is most annoying is the French double doors downstairs which he will ram his head against until he forces his way through, so you are stuck hearing THUD THUD THUD at all hours of the night.
Submitted by: Robert R.