Gallery: Carlos
Name: Carlos
Location: Hamburg, Germany
What’s that behind me, the EVIL TAIL??? Oh. It’s you.
What makes Carlos so mean?
Carlos is mean because he continues to identify his own tail as his most evil enemy. He screams in anger and pain while hurting himself, propelling his unsuspecting slave to the ceiling, thus elusively controlling any nervous system in range.
Over the years, he has also developed a “hypersocial” attitude and insists spending whole days on my lap, attacking his tail whenever I have to remove him or his food bowl is “empty” (it never is, but he insists it is). Needless to say he also decided that 3 a.m. is the best time for rehearsing his serenades. Doors are completely useless, as they have to be kept open at all times.
I learned “dog lover conversion therapy” in SOHC school. I have the highest certification!
But he’s an incredibly charming bloke when visitors come to see him. He even convinced a cat-hating dog-lover and control-freak to become a slave, who is now constantly slobbering over getting the right cat food (i.e. fresh meat every two days) and being remote controlled.
Submitted by: Boris
