Gallery: Bill Two Toes
Name: Bill Two Toes
Location: Unknown
This is my strategic place on the large paper calendar. Note the lack of entries — no notes to self to “Pet Bill today” or “Get Bill some better treats today.” Good slave? HA!
What makes Bill so mean?
This is my meankitty. He is the worst. Every time I’m getting ready for bed, he likes to hide at different strategic places in the home. When I’m done tucking in his other slave, he jumps out, wraps himself around my ankle, and digs in…ouch! If I scream, he only bites harder (really really hard).
I’m done with the treats….now I need a little flesh to cleanse my palate. I wouldn’t have to do this if the slaves would get me the FANCY treats.
Also when I give him his treats he attacks me when he is done with them. And that is my thanks for being a good slave!
Sometimes I am cute and play with toys so they’ll let down their guards. It’s a based on generations of SOHC research.
Submitted by: Fred
