Gallery: Turner
Name: Turner
Location: In a Box
I'm in training for the kitty olympics. My sport is cardboard shredding.
What makes Turner so mean?
Turner is my mom’s 1.5 year old cat. He was a little ball of white fluff when we got him at an animal shelter. Turner was a mean kitty from day one. On the way home from the shelter, he scratched my arms and hands the whole way. This cute cat is not only mean, he is bad to the bone! Turner soon discovered toilet paper, and since then he has made it his job to shred every roll that enters the house. You can’t even go to the bathroom without being accompanied. If you shut the door before he gets in, he will claw at the bottom of the door and meow as loud as possible until you let him in.
Turner also has a strange obsession with boxes. He loves to sit inside any box he can find, and if it is upside down, he sits on top and starts shredding. When he gets bored, he will flip the box upside down and wait until someone is stupid enough to try to touch HIS box. Then he attacks! My dad will occasionally wake up with scratches on his face. Wonder how those got there…..
Turner loves to make messes and is constantly stealing bread bags and cracker boxes off the counters. He loves to jump at the computer chair, but rarely makes it. He misses and claws into your back. He may be cute, but this kitty is 15 pounds of pure evil. If you so much as walk past him when he is in a bad mood, he is more than happy to claw and scratch you feet, legs, arms, or whatever he can get his paws on. My mom sticks up for the little brat, saying, “My little boy didn’t mean it!” Yeah, right!!
Submitted by: Lacey Jo
