Name: Ringo Starr
What makes Ringo Starr so mean?
My name is Ringo Starr. I’ve been terrorizing the world for nearly two and a half years. My mean traits include attacking my “brother” Rocky (who is a dog and deserves to be attacked), opening cabinets and knocking things out of them, and getting into every trash can to dig for hidden treasures, only to leave them scattered over the entire house. What? My human DID find me by a dumpster when I was a wee little terrorist in training of only 3 weeks.
I also enjoy cuddling up to my human “mom.” SIKE! This is the beginning of my nightly plan to take over the entire bed. If for some insane reason my plan fails, which is rare, I ferociously attack my human mom’s face and pull her hair with my teeth until she jumps out of the bed altogether! Sometimes, I will knock the water she keeps on her nightstand onto her bed.
Basically, I never lose. I ALWAYS get what I want, and I’m cute and I know it.
Submitted by: Rachel