Gallery: Big

Name: Big
Location: Virginia Beach

Big is a meankitty

They aren't curiously strong enough for MY breath.

What makes Big so mean?

Hi, I’m Big. My brother is Mr. Softie, a manipulative snob cat. He thinks I’m a push over for the humans, but what he doesn’t know is that I torture them with my breath. I like to sit on the back of the couch just behind the feeding slave’s head and breathe at her.

Another trick that has taken awhile to perfect: I like to pretend to be a fraidy cat. That way, she will sit still when I’m behind her so I don’t run away, but I really just want to breathe at her. Hahaha! What a stupid human.

Submitted by: Nancy

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2 Responses to “Gallery: Big”

  1. [...] she had the gall to bring two new kitties into my house! How dare she! What a couple of losers! Especially Big. I will have nothing to do with them. They are mewly butt kissers. I on the other hand uphold the [...]

  2. Marilia says:

    Lovely big mouth