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Name: Edith
Location: Unknown

I wouldn't have to bite you...if you'd stay out from between my teeth. Sheesh!

What makes Edith so mean?

Let me tell you about Edith.

This cat was thrust upon us because her owner was leaving her behind. Now I can see why. She was declawed when we got her, and as a result she bites. Or maybe she bit before she was declawed. Who knows? But she sure bites!

Knock knock. Who's there? Edith. Edith who? Edith any humans lately?

You cant walk past her without her shrieking, as if you are hurting her. This cat is evil personified!!! She waits in doorways and strikes when you least expect it, when you fully expect it…she doesn’t care.

Photo submitted by: Liz

Biding my time...biding my time...

What makes Fanzania so mean?

This mean looking shaded silver Persian is really the sweetest cat I have, but she looks mean. That is how she manages to stay alive. Stare ‘em down! And she does. Fanzania is about 10 now and loves to take her beautiful white coat outside and lay around. She does come to me for love, and to give love when I am at the computer. She has chewed two mouse cords in two and batted the mouse on the floor. Actually that is the meanest thing she does. This is one of her ‘looks’.

Photo submitted by: Sharon

Name: Evil Kitties
Location: Athens, OH

We see you up there, hiding in your fortified tower...

What makes the Evil Kitties so mean?

Here’s a bunch of evil kittens that used to attack our house. You can see how mean they look. We were under siege for two weeks before they left us alone.

At night they had special evil powers – just look at their eyes. Fortunately, no one was killed. No one knows what made them so mean – probably deep emotional troubles.

It is humorous to us how you think you're safe up there. Today: you. Tomorrow: The world!

Sorry for the low quality of the pictures. these are aerial photos since no one dared get near the evil kittens.

Photo submitted by: W. Forster

Name: Jack
Location: Unknown

I'm actually mean coz I'm paid to be that way! I'm a mercenary kitty.

What makes Jack so mean?

Jack, the meanest cat ever, is a very arrogant cat, always biting and putting his claws on everybody and doesn’t like anyone except my mom, coz she’s the one who gives him the food. He’s only nice when he wants something, and when he doesn’t get what he wants, he will bite you until you say “enough”!

Usually, he sleeps all day long, but when the night comes, watch out, coz this cat has an attitude!

Photo submitted by: Naiah

Name: Wally Moto
Location: Texas

This is me at 3 days, after clawing through the siding. Man, that was hard work.

What makes Wally so mean?

My name is Wally Moto and I am the meanest kitty in the State/Republic of Texas. When I was two days old my Biological Mom dropped me between the walls of my Dad’s shop (something about my constant whining). I meowed for a day and a half until my dad heard me and removed the siding from the outside of the building. Yeah, that siding and insulation would have been history if I’d stayed in there any longer. He dubbed me Wally and mom added the Moto because she said I looked Siamese.

He SHOULD have pulled me out sooner–I’ve been retaliating ever since. My favorite target is my slave Mom. I let her know in no uncertain terms where she may go in the house and yard. She sure looks silly with all those band-aids on her legs and arms. If Dad catches me, he makes me leave Mom alone. I usually just freeze on her leg and hope he won’t notice me.

This is me laughing at Mom running from the possibly rabid chipmunk I loosed in her vicinity.

I demand daily treats and yowl constantly (when I’m not hissing). I take daily inventory of the house, garage, and yard to see if anything has changed. When I’m patrolling Dad calls me the “Little General”. I love to shower daily affection on my dad. He rules! I let my Mom hold me for a few minutes each morning–I HAVE to do this because she buys my food, feeds me, opens the door when I want in or out, de-fleas me, takes me to the vet, pays my vet bills and defends me when Dad says I’m worthless. So I figure I can tolerate fifteen minutes a week from her. Besides, she trainable.

I enjoy killing birds, mice/rats, and lizards. I leave them on the back step so Dad can see them and Mom can dispose of them. I attack dogs if they come in the front yard, cats if they even look in my yard, and the mailman and I have had a few rounds. At just under twenty pounds, it’s my way or blood will be let. Go ahead and squirt me with the water hose–I love water.

This is me about to pounce Mom's face. That camera is NO protection!

Mom wrote this ballad for me when she realized my biological Mom dropped me down the wall on purpose. If you hum “Pretty Fly for a White Guy” in your head, you’ll be able to sing the ballad.

The Ballad of Wally Moto

My name is Wally Moto and I’m a little cat!
My mama she was Siamese and my daddy he was black.
I am an evil kitty,
I have been since my spawn.
My mama didn’t want me so she dropped me down the wall!
But I don’t look back,
I’m a cat.
I like to claw and I like to scratch.
I don’t look back,
I’m just a cat.
I like to paw and I like to claw.

Photo submitted by: Wally’s humans

Name: Madalyn
Location: Hawaii

La la la la la la la!

What makes Madalyn so mean?

Don’t let her modest size fool you – this is two hundred pounds of repressed dictator concealed in a five and a half pound kitty exterior. She was born and raised in Hawaii, and you’d think the environment would mellow her out, but no, she’s a tyrant in paradise. One of four cats in residence. Very particular about the rules of the house. Hers. Very specific about the kitty-attention-provision schedule. Hers. This is a picture of her explaining the fact that all is hers to the new recruits.

Photo submitted by: Fritz

Name: Pancetta
Location: Unknown

Don't forget that itchy spot on my butt, human! Last time I had to scratch it myself.

What makes Pancetta so mean?

Here is photo of my mean cat who is named Pancetta or Panny for short. In this photo she is having a nice moment and is forgetting to be mean, because nothing beats a good vacuuming. When she is not getting vacuumed she bites ankles and knocks items off of tables and shelves.

Photo submitted by: Teal

Name: Fluffy (3)
Location: The Open Road, on a Hawg

On the day Sue was born...the cats all gathered round...and they gazed in wild wonder...at the treat they had found....the head cat spoke up!...she said, let this one be owned!...she could tell right away....Sue'd taste good to the bone. Sink your teeth to the bone!

What makes Fluffy so mean?

On the day I was born
the techs all gathered ’round
and they gazed in wild wonder
at the joy they had found

The head vet spoke up
She said, “Leave this one alone.”
She could tell right away
I was bad to the bone!

Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
ba ba ba ba ba ba bad
ba ba ba ba ba ba bad

Bad to the bone

This cat actually put me in the Emergency room. He had bitten me so bad that my hand swelled up to the size of a baseball glove. I needed to receive 1 1/2 grams of Rocephin a very powerful antibiotic. All because I looked at another cat, hahahha.

Submitted by: Sue

Name: Newdave
Location: Philadelphia

From what I hear, Olddave was a dog lover. Bring on the new generation! Bring on the Newdave!

What makes Newdave so mean?

Perhaps it all began when he realized that he was replacing another cat, but this kitty truly knows how to tear it up. Besides fighting with all of my other four cats, Newdave also has a wide vocabulary of tiger-like growls the extent of which I never imagined a housecat could produce. One of Newdave’s favorite mean activities is sitting on my chest while I am sleeping while gashing my face with his monster claws.

Submitted by: Nell

Name: Fluffy (2)
Location: Unknown

Go to www.meankitty.com or I'll bite you. Hell, I'll bite you anyway!

What makes Fluffy so mean?

Fluffy is a terror. She objects to many, many things. Computer use. People. Appendages.

OBJECTION! And you can't overrule.

Dogs. Cheap catfood. Dirty catboxes. Reality TV. Other cats. Toilet paper. Water. Birds. Squirrels. Carpets and couches. Life.

Submitted by: Anon