Archive for February, 2012

Gallery: Edith

Monday, February 27th, 2012

Name: Edith
Location: Unknown

Edith the Meankitty

I wouldn't have to bite you...if you'd stay out from between my teeth. Sheesh!

What makes Edith so mean?

Let me tell you about Edith.

This cat was thrust upon us because her owner was leaving her behind. Now I can see why. She was declawed when we got her, and as a result she bites. Or maybe she bit before she was declawed. Who knows? But she sure bites!

Edith the Meankitty

Knock knock. Who's there? Edith. Edith who? Edith any humans lately?

You cant walk past her without her shrieking, as if you are hurting her. This cat is evil personified!!! She waits in doorways and strikes when you least expect it, when you fully expect it…she doesn’t care.

Photo submitted by: Liz


Gallery: Fanzania

Sunday, February 26th, 2012
Name: Fanzania
Location: Unknown


Fanzania's look

Biding my time...biding my time...

What makes Fanzania so mean?


This mean looking shaded silver Persian is really the sweetest cat I have, but she looks mean. That is how she manages to stay alive. Stare ’em down! And she does. Fanzania is about 10 now and loves to take her beautiful white coat outside and lay around. She does come to me for love, and to give love when I am at the computer. She has chewed two mouse cords in two and batted the mouse on the floor. Actually that is the meanest thing she does. This is one of her ‘looks’.

Photo submitted by: Sharon


Gallery: Evil Kitties

Saturday, February 25th, 2012

Name: Evil Kitties
Location: Athens, OH

Evil Kitties are possessed

We see you up there, hiding in your fortified tower...

What makes the Evil Kitties so mean?

Here’s a bunch of evil kittens that used to attack our house. You can see how mean they look. We were under siege for two weeks before they left us alone.

At night they had special evil powers – just look at their eyes. Fortunately, no one was killed. No one knows what made them so mean – probably deep emotional troubles.

Evil Kitties eat souls

It is humorous to us how you think you're safe up there. Today: you. Tomorrow: The world!

Sorry for the low quality of the pictures. these are aerial photos since no one dared get near the evil kittens.

Photo submitted by: W. Forster


Gallery: Jack

Friday, February 24th, 2012

Name: Jack
Location: Unknown

Jack the Meankitty

I'm actually mean coz I'm paid to be that way! I'm a mercenary kitty.

What makes Jack so mean?

Jack, the meanest cat ever, is a very arrogant cat, always biting and putting his claws on everybody and doesn’t like anyone except my mom, coz she’s the one who gives him the food. He’s only nice when he wants something, and when he doesn’t get what he wants, he will bite you until you say “enough”!

Usually, he sleeps all day long, but when the night comes, watch out, coz this cat has an attitude!

Photo submitted by: Naiah


Gallery: Madalyn

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012

Name: Madalyn
Location: Hawaii

Madalyn is mean

La la la la la la la!

What makes Madalyn so mean?

Don’t let her modest size fool you – this is two hundred pounds of repressed dictator concealed in a five and a half pound kitty exterior. She was born and raised in Hawaii, and you’d think the environment would mellow her out, but no, she’s a tyrant in paradise. One of four cats in residence. Very particular about the rules of the house. Hers. Very specific about the kitty-attention-provision schedule. Hers. This is a picture of her explaining the fact that all is hers to the new recruits.

Photo submitted by: Fritz


Gallery: Pancetta

Tuesday, February 21st, 2012

Name: Pancetta
Location: Unknown

Pancetta the meankitty

Don't forget that itchy spot on my butt, human! Last time I had to scratch it myself.

What makes Pancetta so mean?

Here is photo of my mean cat who is named Pancetta or Panny for short. In this photo she is having a nice moment and is forgetting to be mean, because nothing beats a good vacuuming. When she is not getting vacuumed she bites ankles and knocks items off of tables and shelves.

Photo submitted by: Teal


Gallery: Fluffy (3)

Sunday, February 19th, 2012

Name: Fluffy (3)
Location: The Open Road, on a Hawg

Fluffy is a meankitty and a kitler

On the day Sue was born...the cats all gathered round...and they gazed in wild the treat they had found....the head cat spoke up!...she said, let this one be owned!...she could tell right away....Sue'd taste good to the bone. Sink your teeth to the bone!


What makes Fluffy so mean?

On the day I was born
the techs all gathered ’round
and they gazed in wild wonder
at the joy they had found

The head vet spoke up
She said, “Leave this one alone.”
She could tell right away
I was bad to the bone!

Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
ba ba ba ba ba ba bad
ba ba ba ba ba ba bad

Bad to the bone

This cat actually put me in the Emergency room. He had bitten me so bad that my hand swelled up to the size of a baseball glove. I needed to receive 1 1/2 grams of Rocephin a very powerful antibiotic. All because I looked at another cat, hahahha.

Submitted by: Sue


Gallery: Newdave

Saturday, February 18th, 2012

Name: Newdave
Location: Philadelphia

Newdave is a meankitty

From what I hear, Olddave was a dog lover. Bring on the new generation! Bring on the Newdave!

What makes Newdave so mean?

Perhaps it all began when he realized that he was replacing another cat, but this kitty truly knows how to tear it up. Besides fighting with all of my other four cats, Newdave also has a wide vocabulary of tiger-like growls the extent of which I never imagined a housecat could produce. One of Newdave’s favorite mean activities is sitting on my chest while I am sleeping while gashing my face with his monster claws.

Submitted by: Nell


Gallery: Fluffy (2)

Friday, February 17th, 2012

Name: Fluffy (2)
Location: Unknown

Fluffly is a meankitty

Go to or I'll bite you. Hell, I'll bite you anyway!

What makes Fluffy so mean?

Fluffy is a terror. She objects to many, many things. Computer use. People. Appendages.

Fluffy is hateful

OBJECTION! And you can't overrule.

Dogs. Cheap catfood. Dirty catboxes. Reality TV. Other cats. Toilet paper. Water. Birds. Squirrels. Carpets and couches. Life.

Submitted by: Anon


Gallery: Mags

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012

Name: Mags
Location: Unknown

Mags is a dork kitty

Hi, I'm Mags. I may be white. I may be black. I may have a split personality. I may be mean. I may be nice. Are you confused yet?

What makes Mags so mean?

He’s a boxer.

Meankitty says: So what? How does this prove he is mean? For all we know ‘boxer’ could mean ‘likes to get in boxes’. Sissy.

Submitted by: Anon