Gallery: Miss Treat

Name: Miss Treat
Location: Bremerton, WA

Miss Treat Scares Burglars

One can only IMAGINE what Miss Treat is saying here, but it's not very nice.

What makes Miss Treat so mean?

We call her that because that’s what she does to everybody. Her people. The other cats. The very air vibrating across the air and into your ear.

Treat is one rotten screaming bitch cat. Pick her up, and she tears window-glass apart with her howling. Leave her alone, and she tears into the other cats. Don’t give her her way — to be let out of the house, to be fed, to get her place on the rug — and the air-raid siren starts. She could scare Stukas away. Pray she won’t decide that the Mean Screaming isn’t working and try the Seductive Screaming. Artificial sweetness was never meant to be at this volume.

Miss Treat is mean

In the door...out the door...in the door...out the door...etc.

She is a big fake, or so she would have you believe. Pick her up and ignore the screaming, and she gets all sweet and gooey, all purry and kissy. But let your fingers get near her mouth — and you’ll have a reason for screaming.

This cat can scare burglars.

Photos submitted by: Donna B.

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