Letters: Insults and Injuries

Dearest Meankitty,

How dare somebody on the internet offer you insult! You just say the word and I will put a scratch out on them. Heck, I will even take care of the Big Scratch myself. C.Mathers is not LONG FOR THIS WORLD in one piece. Talk about pathetical. Doesn’t the lame human have anything better to do than insult people on the internet? C.Mathers obviously loves dogs and probably is a vegetarian. Also probably sleeps on a futon, or maybe the floor, and never reads the newspaper. I think I’m going to enlist the skunk mafia. You know what they can do to humans who get on their bad side. Good one, huh?

Your Biggest Fan,
Tom

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Dear Tom,

There’s no need to defend me. There’s especially no need to involve the Stench Mob. I like all the emails I get from people who visited the site. Even dogs, because then we can mock them. “People who visited the site”, of course, does not include spammers or their evil spidery network programs.

Sincerely,
Meankitty

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