My Dearest Darling Meankitty,
I hope this note finds you well. There was so much I wanted to say in my last post but couldn’t. The feelings were too overwhelming. I have pined and longed for you since I first discovered your site almost ten years ago. Over the years I have come to accept the fact that we will never be together in this life. I use to curse life and my very existance for this fact. But that is no longer the case. Upon seeing your new site and that absolutely enchanting close-up of you on the top of the screen I can now say that I can/will eventaully die a happy and fullfilled cat.
With My Undying Love,
Thomas. (aka Tom)
PS: While I don’t know where you live I spend every night imaging how glorious it would be to sernade you. Do you think about me as much as I think about you? I wish we could get married and have kittens together!
I’m fixed. Sorry, dude.