Advice: Ferrets Watch Porn

Dear Meankitty,

My 2 cats love going to the bathroom where ever they please. Their previous spot was at the bottom of the stairs but now they have moved into the DINING ROOM. They have been tested for diseases and I have tried everything from PetZyme and Animal Solutions to covering the area(s) w/ plastic or aluminum foil. It should be know that there are a total of 14 pets and 5 people living in this household. (11 are caged: bird, ferrets, and a rabbit; that leaves our pathetic loudmouth Sheltie). I have a suspicion this all start with my meankitty running my prissy kitty out of the litterbox.

Any new ideas?

Emmie, Future D.V.M.

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Dear Emmie,

Your cats wrote me behind your back and said it was the DOG who’s got the potty problem, not them! They didn’t want to rat the stupid canine out, but they are offended you accused them of being unable to hit the litterbox in a public forum. So that’s the way it is. And, also, the FERRETS get out of their cage at night and watch porn.

Sincerely,
Meankitty

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2 Responses to “Advice: Ferrets Watch Porn”

  1. Sharon says:

    Assuming it really is your cats — not the dog or the porn-watching ferrets — and assuming the problem does stem from prissy kitty getting jumped by your meankitty when exiting the litterbox — one solution is to have TWO litterboxes placed at such a distance that the meankitty cannot be in both places at once. This might at least coax prissykitty back into using the box — we had a similar situation and it did get the pounced-upon cat to go back to using the box for her poops and most pees, but she still indulges in the occasional free-range peeing. I doubt she’ll stop until we get around to replacing the carpet with hardwood.

  2. admin says:

    Free-range peeing…the joy of all housecats!